Reviewer: Professor Von Vulva Clap
Review Date: 2008-03-25

Mr. Chew, I salute you.  Your fine Asian Beavers honor me; I feel it is my duty to spank off a glorious wad as a gesture of respect.  No doubt my seed will explode like the fireworks of your country.  KABOOOOM!

Let me cut to the chase, Mr. Chews Asian Beaver is a poon-a-rific porn site.  With names like Ange Venus, Charmane Star, and Mika rounding out the content, be assured, big nuts will bust, long, long time. 

With hardcore action as the norm and facials as a common side effect, be prepared to sweat out a mean case of the yellow fever.

George Takei agrees, these deep throated flussies are fabulous, the semen splashing ying to your masturbatory yang. 

Currently there are 100 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from.  The films average between 40-45 minutes in length and can be streamed or downloaded directly to your hard drive.

The picture quality is above average; although for clarity, the videos are still best viewed in a medium sized window. 

And this is exclusive material, not to be found anywhere else on the web.

Perhaps the best feature of this membership is its 25 bonus sites.  Here is a taste of some of their titles: Blind Date Banger, Round Mound of Ass, Big League Facials, Giant Black Meat White Trash, See Her Squirt, Teeny Bopper Club, Lesbian Teen Hunters, I Spy Camel Toe, and my personal favorite, College Teen Book Bang.

The videos cannot be downloaded by clip, which is a drag if you’re like me and just want the money shot.  Also, there’s a daily download limit.

Mr. Chews Asian Beaver is an excellent Asian site.  That being said, this membership is best suited for those that enjoy a wide variety of porn, the bonus destinations being the big story here.

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Access to 25 Bonus Sites

Downloadable Media

$4.95 / 3 days (Trial Offer)
$29.98 / 30 days (Regular Price)

100 Videos

100 Picture Galleries

25 Bonus Sites