Mobile porn… even I’m afraid of the repercussions. Jesus, I masturbate enough at home, now I can take it to the streets with my iPod or PSP. Oh oh! That’s just great; I’ll never look at a public washroom in quite the same light. Watch out Johnny Solos, watch out change rooms, watch out mostly empty greyhound buses, if I’m packing, I’m pulling, it’s just that simple. Now don’t get the wrong idea, I’m not advocating illegal activities, I’m just saying lewd behavior is going to skyrocket once this shit catches on. Smut 1, Society 0.
At this point allow me to introduce Score 2 Go, a site putting porno in your breast pocket. Presently this site draws its content from the following six Score destinations: Tight Teens, Over 40 and in their Prime, Leg Fetish, Girls Next Door, Big Boobs, and All Naturals.
Needless to say, this crank is hardcore swag, sure to bust your nuts wherever you may be, in the park, in your car, at your office, in school, etc, etc. This may very well be the beginning of the end—and I’m loving it!
