Reviewer: Professor Von Vulva Clap
Review Date: 2008-01-17

Ass Traffic, my kind of congestion. 

I want to take a moment and thank the powers which be that got to me to work today; if I had known this morning that I would be reviewing the world’s best anal site, dragging my sick-ass head out of the bed would have been a breeze, instead of the cluster fuck that it was.

Ass Traffic; thou art sodomy perfected, buggery beatified.   

First of all, this material is 100% exclusive; you will not see this smut anywhere else on the web.  Secondly, our backdoor beauties are, without exception, drop dead gorgeous.  Have you heard the saying, “I would crawl across an ocean of broken glass just to eat the peanuts out of her shit”?  Yes?  No?  Well, these ladies are worth the trek across two oceans of broken glass—they are that sexy!  The fact that they absolutely love having their assholes murdered by big dick, is enough to drive any red blooded man insane, this one included.

And to top it all off, sometimes a hammering fat shaft isn’t enough to satisfy one of these gal’s plug lust; sometimes they need a whole fist up-in-there to scratch that inch.  Straight up, it doesn’t get better than this.

Currently we have 311 videos to choose from, averaging between 30-40 minutes in length.  The films can be streamed or downloaded directly to your hard drive in the following four formats; low, medium, high, or HD quality WMV.  I love the fact that I can grab what I want in full length or by individual scene; it makes all the difference in the world when trying to manage an already bloated personal library.

Believe it or not, the picture quality is the big story here; both the medium and high look great in full screen mode, and the HD is out of this world, undoubtedly the best quality currently available.  It is custom made to be viewed on a 50 inch plasma screen.  Yeah, fucking incredible.

And as nice peripheral garnishes, we also get high resolution photos and detailed porn reviews thrown into the mix.

I honestly can’t think of anything negative to say about this site.

As I’ve mentioned above, this site is tops, the best anal site period, a perverts dream, a proctologist's nightmare, it has it all.  With a new update every week, I can only see Ass Traffic getting better with time. 

Behold, patrons of porn: Ass Traffic, the titan of tail, the beast of bungus, and the future of feline fudge packing.    

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$2.95 / 3 days (Trial Offer)
$29.95 / 1 month (Regular Price)
$69.95 / 3 months

311 Videos

311 Picture Galleries