Reviewer: Professor Von Vulva Clap
Review Date: 2007-11-16

Allow me to introduce the Fucking Machine 1000; a contraption of steel, plastic, and pleasure, slaying femme hole as if it was the year 3000.  Basically, we have a dildo mounted on the end of a piston, which is run by a belt attached to a motor.  It appears the range of motion varies between four and six inches, more than enough movement to fulfill its evil design.  Straight up, it’s an intimidating piece of equipment, but the ladies who put it to the test don’t seem to mind; in fact, I doubt there’s a single gal here who doesn’t want to own one (or be owned by one on a permanent basis).

I would say this porn falls under the fetish category.  The ladies are dressed in leather and PVC bondage wear, and the setting looks like the lab of vampire mad scientist.   The action is hardcore, this lucky appliance gets to fuck ass just as relentlessly as box, never pausing, never slowing. 

I have it from a good source that the Fucking Machine 1000 is the Terminator’s second cousin; you can really see the family resemblance, both technological terrors are as humorless as they are overpowered.

Currently we have 30 picture galleries, and the same number of videos to choose from.  The films can be streamed in WMV, or downloaded directly to your hard drive.  Generally they run between 20 to 25 minutes in length, and look best in a medium to large sized window. 

Members also get access to a slew of bonus sites, 106 to be exact.  Here’s a taste of some of their titles: Ass Army, Real D.P. Dolls, Ass Arsenal, Anal in the Amazon, Round Juicy Butts, Her First Anal XXX, Double Bubble Butts, Lesbian Sex City, Jerk That Cock, and my personal favorite, Food Bangers.

In true mega-site fashion, the general content is huge, practically inexhaustible.  With updates everyday in one of the network’s sites, there’re always fresh faces to jerk to. 

The pictures are low resolution.

The bonus sites are the main event here.  I’m talking about complete access to 2300+ DVDs and nearly 3 million photos.  If you like variety, you can’t go wrong with this membership.

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