Man, I have to go to Greece. 

These fucking girls do EVERYTHING!  Urinate in a jug and pour it in your mouth.  Okay.  Lick my gnarly asshole.  Okay.  Suck on my man toes.  Okay.  I’ve got to take a huge beer piss, step in the tub.  Okay.  Let’s try to put my fist in your rectum.  Okay. 

Athens Girls have no limits; this is kinky kinky shit.  Why these girls are this way at such a young age beats me.  Perhaps it’s cultural, perhaps it’s luck, I don’t know.  The end result, however, is excellent fall-off-your-seat smut any perve will enjoy.  And these girls are hot, not the corner skanks you would expect to see degraded as such. 

With a massive archive of dirty, this site is one of the best of its genre.  It makes you wonder if the cradle of Western civilization has a shortage of urinals. 

Sex and taking a big fat piss don’t always go together; usually it’s one before or after the other.  There are, however, exceptions; sometimes urine and hardcore fucking go hand-in-hand.  Why not double the release, blow your load and empty your bladder all at the same time—you know, kill two birds with one stone.   And on top of the practical implications, it’s dirty as shit, caveman raunchy, the stuff of urban legends.

Pee Pee Babes, the website, overflows with such golden scenes of bash and splash.  Here you’ll find every variety of watersport under the bastard sun; we having fisting lesbians drenched in yellow spray, we have dildo crammed love fountains, we have vaginas pissing on vaginas—hell—we even have sluts gargling the shit. 

This site is an all out attach on good sense, but it also happens to be fucking genius.  If this is your kink, it doesn’t get wetter than this.

I love the French; I can’t think of a more beautifully complex and contradictory society on the planet.  They have all this culture; museums, history, cuisine, architecture, and science, and yet for smokers, it’s still the wild West; you can hack a butt anywhere you like, on pubic transit, in hospitals—you’re a doctor delivering a baby, of course you can finish that cigarette dangling from your mouth, it’s cool, you’re French.  Prostitutes, pay taxes; here’s your healthcare.  Hey, I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t mind seven weeks of paid vacation a year.  And to top it all off, their children are encouraged to develop a taste for wine.  It’s such a curious mix of old and new school thinking; I love it.

This experimental openness also applies to their porn.  Case in point: French Pee, a site dedicated to hot Persian babes being pissed on.    You wouldn’t think that this would be sexy, but surprise, surprise, Mr. Thick Dick is pulling rank and saying yes. 

The humiliations are breathtaking.  These ladies bath, drink, gurgle, and relish the yellow stuff.  My favorite chick goes by the name of Juicy Pearl; this platinum blond coed is too cute for porn, let alone chugging urine.

A noteworthy cock-sucker is hard to come by, an awe-inspiring dick-licker is even scarcer, but a fellatio femme fatale, one who plays watersports while working shaft, is perhaps the rarest of them all.  Can you guess which type of woman you’ll find in the website Pee and Blow?   

That’s right; girlie golden medalists, urine ringers, cum and splash specialists, penis and piss professionals, etc, etc. 

Intuitively, one would expect these base envelope-pushers to be bush-pigs of the lowest order; to my infinite delight, the vast majority of these chicks are smoking hot, having no business doing this kind of porn.  The universe is a mysterious place and this round goes to us fellas. 

Benevolent Reality, O: Perverts: 1. 

Nothing says intimacy like drinking your partner’s urine. 

“Honey, let’s get married!”

“I have a better idea, Genie; drink my piss.”  Twenty minutes later…

“Baby you were right; I feel so close to you. I thought we were soul mates before, but now, covered in your golden love, it’s confirmed—we are meant to be together.  Come over here, stud, my bladder has a gift with your name on it.”

This is a taste of what you can expect in Pee Pee Galore, kinky sluts relishing water sports in a hardcore fuck bath.  We have panty pissing, lesbian pissing, piss drinking, golden showers, and XXX sex with pissing.  All the über raunchy bases are covered. 

The girls, as you can imagine, are the dirtiest dames this side of heaven.  My favorite scene, Wedding Water, involves a bridesmaid dressed in virginal white getting down and wet moments before the big show.  Crashers, I hope you brought your umbrellas! 

Milana has an interesting look; she’s a blue eyed Russian blond, with a tight body and a tiny clef in her nose which seems to say; I’m a rabid cock sucker- give me your dick to throat!  With her like minded friends, Milana and company bang Eastern Bloc like techno in the nineties- at 180 beats a minutes!

Now, on to the details; golden shower anyone?  What’s that Milana? 

“Da.  Please piss in my face as I piss the bath.”

That’s pretty nasty.

“Da.  Watch me masturbate in asshole now.”

As you can see, Milana is up for anything.  A 3some with one of her hot girlfriends- Da!  Double Penetrations?  Da!  Washroom fun?  Da, da, da!  This is one girl that’s not afraid of experimenting. 

When you gotta go, you gotta go, so piss outdoors.  Wherever, however- it doesn’t matter!   Sure, it’s a little risky, but hey, it’s all part of the adventure.  And when it’s a hot Russian woman having the leak and not you, why not take a look, see the goods in action, pussy lips parted, cherry hole awash in liquid.  Nothing wrong with that (as long as it’s consensual).

In Pissing Outdoor the lawn gets watered.  The scenes are generally out in nature, the back country of the old country.  The girls range from your barely 18s to your seasoned milfs, most having an edge to their ways, which is nice, seeing the girls in their natural state, smoking cigarettes and talking trash in their bizarro language. 

A few of the scenes take place in the city; cars driving by, people crossing the road, old people shaking their fists in the air and crying- “Cuchka derganaya!” (Crazy bitch)

Needless to say, some of this smut if funny shit.  Would I jerk-off to it?  Sure, why not.

It’s not something you see everyday.

Yellow gold! That life enriching fluid! No, not oil silly, we’re talking about piss. That sweet fluid that you love to be dribbled all over you. Pissing TV is a site dedicated to urine enthusiasts, and is full of golden showers, bed wetting, piss drinking, and all those other delightful indulgences.

Love takes many forms: there is the sacred love between husband and wife; there is the awesome passion of forbidden lust; there is the acute romance of a torrid affair; and then there is Bukkake Pee. 

Nothing says I have a crush on you like hosing down the object of your affection with jizz and piss with the help of a few buddies.   Why be timid, I say.  Why beat around the bush when you can bust nuts on bush.  Subtlety is the stuff of history.  Today it’s all about spunk fests laden with bladder gold.  (Progress is a curious creature.) 

This is what you can expect in Bukkake Pee, hot young things being über soaked in man fluid, apple and creamer.  The girls are beautiful and the money shots are graphic beyond belief, just what the doctor ordered for a quite night in. 

Needless to say, this site is as hard as it cums.  Grab your perve wipe—be it a sock, t-shirt, or towel—and enjoy, this shit is the real deal!

Pee Lover: a vulgar site, an interesting concept. 

Have you ever wondered how a hot chick would react to being pissed on by surprise while sunbathing?  Let me give you a hint—she freaks the fuck out!

How about by request; are there actual water sport ladies out there who love a hot golden splash, who mouthwash with the god-damn stuff?  You beat your ass there is.

This site is one part perversion and one part humiliation, a curious bend of the two, the end result, the dirtiest, nastiest, peeing destination on the web.  Nothing is sacred; these dudes hose these girls in the nose, in the eye, in the ear, anywhere that it will cause the most havoc.  The reactions are as varied and strange as the action itself.  Some chicks take their spray with humor, others with shame, a few even are even stoic about it.  What a mind screw!