Just when you thought eye-spluges (blinkies) only happened to chicks, a stream of femme sap shoots across your screen.  Holy shit, you think, that must have went six feet! 

It’s true; watch out fellas, ladies can give facials too.  Would you like want one?  Don’t know?  Well, maybe you should watch a few videos and see how the bell-headed boss reacts.  At Slutty Squirters you’ll be able to gauge your goo factor for sure.  To be accurate, it is more like water that erupts out of these babes.  And if you’re already a squirting aficionado, this site is guaranteed to get your rocks off.

The ladies are a mix of girlish blonds and rock-steady brunettes, they take in the bum, they take in the throat, they take it any way they can get as long as they can gush at the end.  Some of these chicks are veritable fire hoses, releasing in an instant an insane jet of twat juice, usually at the peek of their organism, but not always.  I hope the ceilings are high ‘cause this shit is gonna hit the fan!

Squirting begets squirting.  Let me put it this way: just from watching these pussies spunk, I think I have sprung a leak myself, involuntarily in my work pants.  I guess today is going to be one of those inappropriate-stain-days. 

Needless to say, I’m sensitive to good porn, and Squirting 101 affects me.  The site is brimming with pre-cum rousing gushers.  These ladies ejaculate hard and they ejaculate long, as in distance.  Some of their streamers make six feet—I’m not kidding—arching clear over their makers’ heads.  And you thought pissing your name in the snow was talent.

The scenes breakdown like this: first we have the warm-up, a hood and hole finger-bang; then the toys come out, dildos of girth and distinction; next is the duel jerk, where clit and cavity are worked together; and finally the crescendo, ending with a super soaker you won’t find at Wal-Mart (mind you, I’ve heard rumors of what goes on in their staffrooms).

The gals are gorgeous and their orgasms are undeniable, two qualities that will keep you cumming back for more.

Squirters are a rare breed, pornographic veins of gold; what they lack in subtlety, they make up for with spunk, lady spunk—clear jets of orgasmic pleasure.  If you’ve never seen it, trust me, it’s a sight to behold.  The first time I witnessed the phenomena, I thought I was watching a pissing video; that’s how extreme these spluges can be.  I’m talking about a stream of liquid which regularly shoots over five feet in distance.  And they have volume to boot.  Even Peter North, the wad lord, has nothing on these dames.

This is what you can expect in Stop or I’ll Squirt, chicks who cum hard and cum big.  Naturally, the sex is hardcore raunchy, matching the overall mood.  We have anal shenanigans, deep throated blowjobs, and messy facials (there is even some regular sex through into the mix for good measure). 

The girls are hot and the cunt juice really hits the fan in every scene.  Straight up, this is becoming one of my favorite niches.  This is the real deal; the proof is in the pussy pudding, as they say.

Fellas, run for your masturbation dens; the Lesbians have landed, the Lesbians have landed—and there’re pissed!  It has been confirmed, ladies snared by their ranks will be drenched in vag juice, head to toe, sopping.  I am not exaggerating; these dykes travel in large packs, spraying their prey in turn and in concert; it’s a veritable Squirt Bukkake. 

Joking aside, I can honestly say that this is the first time I’ve seen a dozen gushing gashes spluge on a single cooze.  WOW!  These chicks get super-soaked, pink snatch meat spitting inches above their open mouths.  Yeah!  Amazing!

One after another, a whole coven of cunts go splat.  The girls are as hot as they are wet; blondes, brunettes, redheads, big tits, petites, and BBWs, we have the whole spectrum present.  Some cum like fire hoses, others like leaky faucets, but all hit their target: the puckered lips of a waiting beauty. 

Girls can bust nuts too!

Allow me to introduce Squirtalicious, a site dedicated to the wet and wacky world of female ejaculation.  For those not familiar with the phenomenon, you’re in for a real treat.  The first time I witnessed a true gusher, my brain wouldn’t believe what my eyes were telling it.  I was convinced she was pissing or had water-loaded her hole… I was mistaken on both accounts.  Fucked right, a lady can cum a clear six feet—and I’m not talking about a wad or two, I’m talking about a massive jet of femme spluge. 

Trust me, it’s hotter than it sounds.  Think about it, what’s better than messy messy sex, sex that ruins carpets, sex that turns a brand new couch into garbage, sex that funks up an entire neighborhood—nothing, that’s what!

With DVD series like Squirt on My Black Cock, Big Toys, and Cum in Mouth rounding out the content be assured that this smut is as hard and as nasty as she cums. 

This site combines three of my favorite things; POV porno, squirting, and gratuitous anal.

Here’s how the action breaks down.  First, her asshole is warmed up with a finger as she gives head.  Then her vag gets drilled, in out, in out, for a few licks.  Now, the pussy-juiced cock plunges into ready femme bung; this is home for the next five minutes as she rubs herself to gush.  BOOM!  A spray of girl gack explodes outwards like a tapped fire hydrant. 

Pretty hot, eh!   This is hardcore done right.  We are drawn into the action both by the camera angles and by the no holds bared debauchery. 

Episode #4, starring Missy Monroe, is my favorite scene.  This blond bombshell waters the lawn with lady jizz like a fragrant hose.

8.5 out of 10 Dr. Phils agree, these gals blow massive twat loads.

I’m going to honest; I don’t know how these girls manage to squirt the way they do.  I’ve heard theories ranging from the believable to the out-fucking-rageous.  G-spot manipulation tops the list of possibilities, followed by pissing, following by water loading.  Straight up, your guess is as good as mine (unless you know something I don’t). 

Whatever the case might be, I thinking squiring is one of the best new niches.  Finally we have proof of the female orgasm.  Now we can synchronize burst for burst, compete for distance and volume- hell, even taste!

Compared to their contemporaries, the squirters seem to have the most fun, it takes a lot of excitement to build up that kind of pussy pressure.   With video titles like “Sabrina Waters the Lawn,”  “Kat Has Sprung a Leak,” and “Nikita Earns Money the Fun Way,” the ambiance of this site is as subtle as a fire hydrant.

Exploding vaginas are the new pink.  Think about it; what’s hotter than lady-spray hitting the fan like a fucking fire hose?  Nothing.  The first time I saw a true squirter I didn’t believe my eyes.  Impossible, I said as a stream of femme spunk jetted a clear seven feet.  But the proof is in the pudding, as they say.

Female ejaculation is very real and very very huge.  Squirting Files, the website, is a living and fucking monument to the wet and wild world of über erupting pussy holes. 

The cooze wads are ginormous and the sex is, well, dirty as hell.  My favorite scenario is when a babe is being buggered hard while her vag spews fun juice.  That’s a money shot!  And the fact that these chicks are smokin’ hot doesn’t hurt.  Way to push that envelope, ladies.

I don’t pretend to understand squirting, but I like it.  Perhaps it’s the visual evidence of female orgasm which I find so amazing.  To finally see the fucker go, jizz style, confirms the elusive fact that yes, she digs sex as much as I do.  That’s priceless whacking info, further more, now we can cum at the same time.  Sure, there was a system in place before (heavy breathing, body spasms, etc.) but it was guess work at best.  With Team Squirt the proof is in the pussy pudding. 

Actually, pudding is the wrong image to conjure.  It looks more like beer piss, clear and sporadic, coming at you as a pressurized jet of jolly fun. 

The she-cum hits the camera, leaving dew drops on the lens.  Gross?  You would think so, but it isn’t.  It’s fucking wild, something new. 

Squirting has only really cum into its own in the past few years.  Before that there were water sports, but you can’t really compare the two.  Squirting is not about waste; rather it’s the exact opposite: no wasted opportunities.  Women should cum as sure as we guy cum, leaving a testimony of genital crumbs leading back to the scene of the crime.

Female ejaculation is to porn what Seinfeld was to television—fucking revolutionary!  In a way it levels the playing field, both sexes can now enjoy a face-full of spunky satisfaction. 

And women, boy do their genitals explode; frankly, their eruptions makes a man’s milky wad look like a sad joke.  Even Peter North, the cumshot king, cannot come close to the sheer amount of volume these squirters pump out.  We’re talking about cups of spluge, cups. 

See Her Squirt is a site completely dedicated to documenting these cataclysmic cunt-detonations.  Here we have hood toggling lesbians inspiring gash gusher, we have sheath pounding broadswords triggers goo geysers, and we have finger banging diviners hitting up flooded honey wells.

Fellas, get out your raincoats.