I love this concept.  Who cares if it’s a total setup, a traveling shag van is one hot ticket.  It’s a potent theme because its every guys fantasy, seeing some nice piece of tail on the street, calling her over to your ride, and banging the shit out of her in the back seat; 15 minutes from point A, to point B, to point C.  Quick gratification; a lovely thing.

The rumpus room is naturally cramped, but that’s the point.  A Spartan setting means all the focus is on the action, and let me tell you, the action is good.  These gals know how to party, taking cock like seasoned call girls. 

And don’t get the wrong idea, these chicks are young and fit, in that teen/coed demographic. 

Ahhhh the beauty of an untouched asshole. So fresh, so ripe, so tight – eagerly waiting to be loosened up for the first time. Boys First Time is all about that beautiful moment in a man’s life when he decides to take a cock into his virgin asshole. Amateur ass is a beautiful breed, and Boys First Time comes packed with 244 cherry pops for you to salute.

Each of their videos features a fresh young piece of meat experiencing his first time with an equally foxy little partner. Pictures, Screencaps, and full length movies are available; all filmed in a way that really makes you feel like your peering into a private moment.

In one word: Volume.   This site advertises access to 16 other sites for the low price of one, while actually granting access to 21 sites.  And yes, each site is the real thing, deserving of its own independence and price. 

Real Drunken Girls, easy?  Yes.  Kinky?  You know it.  Consequences?  Not if it’s some other dude’s cock plowing those boozy holes.   Once again, the internet has your back, providing all the goods without any of the personal risks and hassles. 

The self-sacrificing folks behind the site Real Drunken Girls may eventually have to answer for their questionable ethics, perhaps today, perhaps tomorrow, or perhaps in the here after; this, however, is not our problem.  Our only issue: to make sure the girlfriend, wife, or significant other doesn’t read our browser history.  (Note: Turn the motherfucker off.)

But I digress.  The vast majority of this site’s content involves two European looking guys railing some lipstick lush.  The scenes begin as they should—party time!  Let’s play a drinking game!  Oh oh, she loses again; I guess it’s not her lucky day (or is it).  Then it’s on to the fucking, tag team style.  Getting reamed from behind and giving decent head is a skill not to be dismissed, especially when cross-eyed stink-o.  Bravo!

If you haven’t been laid in years and consider yourself a lost cause, worry not, there is still hope.  Get in your car, drive to an airport, and make a b-line to the San Fernando Valley.  Once you arrive, wait until dark, and then start visiting adult video stores.  If you’re fortunate, the Midnight Prowl team will spot you, feel for your plight, and cast you in their next gonzo-style fuck-a-thon; that’s what these guys do, grab down-on-their-luck fellas off the street, hook them up will cooze, and catch it all on tape. 

Needless to say, these sex starved dudes go bonkers on these fine looking ladies, perhaps knowing that this is their first and only chance of scoring with a pornstar.  The scenes range from one-on-one to group, from van to hotel room sex, some episodes even take place right in the middle of a porn shop, customers still coming and going.

Now, I’ve seen many reality sites claim spontaneity while being completely scripted.  This site, however, seems to be the real thing, impromptu bangs between civilians and hired professions.  Score one for the pedestrian. 

I must be going to the wrong fucking cinemas.  Where are these whore theaters?  I want to go see a movie and have a gangbang intermission.  I want popcorn buttered with pussy juice.  I guess I’ll have to settle with watching the action go down in Theater Sluts.  Here we have girls getting reamed in the rows of a Cineplex near you.  Instead of pearl necklaces, they get milk bud necklaces; instead of dinner and a show, they get 5 anonymous cocks.  And who said romance was dead?

The spunk hits the big screen and the critics go wild (I guess that would be me).  Kidding aside, this is a fun site.  It’s nice to have a unique hardcore theme, one which hasn’t been played out a thousand times before.  I particularly enjoyed the washroom scenes.  Who hasn’t wanted to take their date to the john and pump her fill of jizz with the help of some buddies?

Handle My Wife, not a phrase you hear a lot, but in the crazy porno universe not only is it commonly said, it also makes perfect sense.  You have a hyper-sexual spouse that has nearly erased your pecker with her cunt; you need help to keep her satisfied, thus you bring in a young stud to nip her cock-lust in the bud.  Naturally, you watch the action go down, she is, after all, your wife—and it sure beats reality television!

How considerate!  How outlandish!  Just what the nut doctor ordered for an afternoon delight!

I’ve now watched about a dozen of these clips and every movie more or less follows this pattern.  And luckily for us, the “wives” so happen to be pornstars.  What gave it away?  I don’t know, how many Crissy Cums, Harmony Roses, and Cherry Poppens do you know?

So the premise is obviously cooked, personally I think this is a good thing.  Who better to ride shaft and suck dick than a professional in her finest form?  Exactly.

Who doesn’t like a wacky concept site?  Not I, says I.  Captain Stabbin, a hetero ass pirate sails the blue yonder stretching virgin assholes port to port.  “Cum on board,” he says and boy, does he mean it. 

Beyond the novelty of a couple of sailors screwing their way up and down the coast, this site is brimming with talent.  

Wow, I’m impressed.  This is actually shot on location in clubs and bars.  I don’t know how they work it out, but there it is, all 115 movies/episodes to prove that it can be done.  Now this isn’t your guerrilla film making, but it’s as close as you can get it without stepping over that line.  I guess I go out the wrong fucking nights. 

Anyways, for those who like both amateur and pro genres this site may be your happy in between.  The girls are banging and the locations are not as cheesy as the usually digs, you know what I’m talking about, pastel paints, wood panel walls decked with fluorescents.

There are trade, academic, and professional schools; there are night and summer schools; you can take private lessons; and lastly, there’s Slut Wife Training.  It may not be something a woman would put on her resume, but it certainly brings home the bacon, if you know what I mean. 

This is a fun concept, just read some of the episode titles that are available: “Oral Evaluation,” “Anal Training 101,” “Cum Tasting Class 101,” “Lesbian Learns to Wield Dildo,” and “Anal Intervention Course.”  Fuck, I wouldn’t mind sitting in on a few of these classes. 

The action, as you can probably tell, covers all the basics.  The ladies are generally of a milf persuasion, and genuinely relish their roll as a student.   The sex is hardcore all the way; no hole is ignored, no position is forgotten.  Each of these lassies earns a gold star besides their name.