I love this concept.  Who cares if it’s a total setup, a traveling shag van is one hot ticket.  It’s a potent theme because its every guys fantasy, seeing some nice piece of tail on the street, calling her over to your ride, and banging the shit out of her in the back seat; 15 minutes from point A, to point B, to point C.  Quick gratification; a lovely thing.

The rumpus room is naturally cramped, but that’s the point.  A Spartan setting means all the focus is on the action, and let me tell you, the action is good.  These gals know how to party, taking cock like seasoned call girls. 

And don’t get the wrong idea, these chicks are young and fit, in that teen/coed demographic. 

Wow, I’m impressed.  This is actually shot on location in clubs and bars.  I don’t know how they work it out, but there it is, all 115 movies/episodes to prove that it can be done.  Now this isn’t your guerrilla film making, but it’s as close as you can get it without stepping over that line.  I guess I go out the wrong fucking nights. 

Anyways, for those who like both amateur and pro genres this site may be your happy in between.  The girls are banging and the locations are not as cheesy as the usually digs, you know what I’m talking about, pastel paints, wood panel walls decked with fluorescents.

Those notches on your belt, how many did booze play a big factor in?  If you say none you’re either a saint or a liar.  If you say a few, you’re no saint, but you’re still not being completely honest.  Half… okay, now we’re getting somewhere.  In all probability, alcohol—god’s gift to rich and poor men alike—is to promiscuity what nuts are to bolts.  I’m going to take the 5^th on this one, but my buddies are definitely in the 80 to 90 percent range.   Needless to say, keep those cocktails following. 

This brings me to Drunk Girls, a site which celebrates the lower booze tolerance of the fairer sex.  Here we have little ladies getting cross-eyed and freaky.  The action ranges from topless sunbathing, to boob flashes for beads, to wet t-shirt contests, to full-on stage nudity, to backseat finger-banging, and finally, to sloppy lesbian shenanigans.  We even have some beer inspired sex thrown into the mix; it’s your classic spring break girls-gone-wild situation with a heaping side of sleaze to boot. 

The vast majority of these gals caught-on-film are well-endowed amateurs, well worth a serious gander at.  If young, stupid, and inebriated are keywords in your vocabulary, Drunk Girls is a site that will not disappoint. 

Mobile porn… even I’m afraid of the repercussions.  Jesus, I masturbate enough at home, now I can take it to the streets with my iPod or PSP.  Oh oh!  That’s just great; I’ll never look at a public washroom in quite the same light.  Watch out Johnny Solos, watch out change rooms, watch out mostly empty greyhound buses, if I’m packing, I’m pulling, it’s just that simple.  Now don’t get the wrong idea, I’m not advocating illegal activities, I’m just saying lewd behavior is going to skyrocket once this shit catches on.  Smut 1, Society 0.

At this point allow me to introduce Score 2 Go, a site putting porno in your breast pocket.  Presently this site draws its content from the following six Score destinations: Tight Teens, Over 40 and in their Prime, Leg Fetish, Girls Next Door, Big Boobs, and All Naturals.

Needless to say, this crank is hardcore swag, sure to bust your nuts wherever you may be, in the park, in your car, at your office, in school, etc, etc.  This may very well be the beginning of the end—and I’m loving it!

Almond tease is a 23 year old half Korean, half Japanese cutie weighing in at an impressive 90 lbs (soaking wet).  She has flawless skin, a tight body, and an ass to die for.  She’s chock full of fun, loves a good adventure in the woods, and takes it from behind like a champ.  When I first laid my eyes on her I thought for sure she was 18, but I was corrected as I read her bio, which gives nice intimate details such as her penchant for girls and public sex.   

We really get to know this Asian sweetheart through her expansive picture and movie catalog.  We get a wide variety of situations where we witness her vivid personality in soft to hardcore action.  She loves getting her makeup put on by her naked friends; keeps a tidy house, cleaning in the nude; and simply adores riding cowboy with her pigtails bouncing in the air.  She is both domestic and urban, having no qualms being made-up while doing household chores. 

And I should mention that she gives amazing head, sucking dick like a blowjob princess of the kingdom of cock.  If there were live-action Hentai, she would be it; a delicate screw-flake falling from an alien penis sky.

Party Wild Naked; yep, that pretty much sums it up.  Coeds + Alcohol + Peer Pressure = Undressed Girls.  God bless their exhibitionist nature!  Here we have your basic girls-gone-wild theme.  These videos showcase extreme wet t-shirt competitions, Spring Break nudity, Mardi Gras beads for boobies, and wild after-party shenanigans.  The girls are as young as they are stupid, baring it all for the cheers and leers of an oversexed crowd.

I have to admit, for random girls, these babes are hot.  We have taut bodies, augmented breasts, and all naturals; the one rule of thumb here; the girls have to be young.  Can you live with that?  I know I can.  These are some crazy celebrations. 

Damn!  All this time I’ve been going to the wrong parties.  

When you gotta go, you gotta go, so piss outdoors.  Wherever, however- it doesn’t matter!   Sure, it’s a little risky, but hey, it’s all part of the adventure.  And when it’s a hot Russian woman having the leak and not you, why not take a look, see the goods in action, pussy lips parted, cherry hole awash in liquid.  Nothing wrong with that (as long as it’s consensual).

In Pissing Outdoor the lawn gets watered.  The scenes are generally out in nature, the back country of the old country.  The girls range from your barely 18s to your seasoned milfs, most having an edge to their ways, which is nice, seeing the girls in their natural state, smoking cigarettes and talking trash in their bizarro language. 

A few of the scenes take place in the city; cars driving by, people crossing the road, old people shaking their fists in the air and crying- “Cuchka derganaya!” (Crazy bitch)

Needless to say, some of this smut if funny shit.  Would I jerk-off to it?  Sure, why not.

It’s not something you see everyday.

The ancient god Bacchus is alive and well, and apparently living in New Orleans.   This booze deity is up to his old tricks; getting girls stupid drunk, naked, and touchy feely- now that’s my kind of divinity!

In Wet, Wild, & Wasted the big B is running spring break like he ran his orgies back in the day- maximum pussy!  But back to earth here- in all seriousness- this is your basic girls-gone-wild rip off; we are in the Big Easy, beads buy a flash, everyone’s game.  We have beestings, we have handfuls, we have silicones, and we have big naturals.  It’s a street party so naturally it’s chaos; tits are flapping in the wind for the world to see and the internet to immortalize.  Groovy.  

Here’s the rundown: lots of nudity, girls shaking their junk; some masturbation, which is always welcomed; and finally, a touch of lesbianism, which no website is complete without.  The girls are generally hotties, candidly chosen for their natural attributes and drunken willingness to bare it all.  These ladies are great because they are actually having fun, nothing’s staged, these chicks are for real.

Move over hotdogs, we have a new street meat in town and it’s called Roadside Pickups.  The premise is as follows: an RV of average looking dudes hit the asphalt on a major pussy hunt; they find their prey, chicks looking for a ride; after a few drinks and by the grace of god, a gang bang spontaneously happens.  Halleluiah!  Sounds familiar, eh? 

There’s a reason certain M.O.s are repeated; they’re the shit.  There’s just something about banging beaver in a moving vehicle that resonates with North Americans.  Without going too much into it, I’m willing to wager it has something to do with most folks having had their earliest sexual experience in the backseat of some beater.  Whatever the case may be, hardcore highway action is sure to get your rocks off.

Double penetrations are a staple throughout the content.  Porn stars such as Audrey Hollander, Skye Lee, and Heather Gables round off the best of the girls.  Makes a man want to go out and buy a 5^th wheel.

Who hasn’t had that conversation, “What would you do for ‘blank’ amount of money?”  Sure, most of us will hold off for the stupid-bucks.  No one wants to come off cheap.  But in the real world, you’d be amazed (or maybe not) what a fist full of twenties will buy.