So, she’s knocked up; her belly has the dimensions of a watermelon and the rest of her body has followed suit.  Does this mean it is back to Palm-a-la?  Hell no!  Preggers need big dick too.  And why not throw in a side of gash to boot, spread the love, you know, cover the bases.  Straight up, expectant mothers have two huge things going for them; a swollen rack and no risk of impregnation—obviously that ship has long since sailed— making her vag fearless and spluge enabled.  Good news for that eager load!

At this point, allow me to introduce Pregnant Wishes, a site dedicated to drilling those Milfs to be.  Now don’t get the wrong idea, these babes aren’t pushing 40, on the contrary, the vast majority of them look in their early twenties, young sluts who obviously aren’t afraid of seed.

The soccer-ball stomach lesbian scenes are my favorite (big surprise), with the 3some films coming in at a close second.  The action is unapologetic hardcore; we get anal shenanigans, deep throated blowjobs, and messy facials, exactly what the pediatrician ordered.

Watching porn professionally, I learn something new about myself everyday.  Today, for example, I discovered that lactating boobs give me an erection to write home about; it’s something I would not have guessed and would have denied, but when I stop to think about it now, this raging boner I’m sporting makes sense.   First of all, these milk jugs are exactly that—jugs—big, bouncy, and beautiful.  Secondly, they self lubricate; you don’t have to bother with spit, astroglide, or lotion, they take care of themselves, easy sleazy.  And lastly, they provide a tasty treat you can enjoy without getting up, perfect for those lazy afternoons.  So it’s confirmed, I’m one sick son-of-a-bitch, but one with a pair of satiated nuts.   

Lactatia is the site which has clued me on to momma’s milk.  It stars a Latina by the name of Talia, a sun kissed hottie, and a couple of her pregger friends.  Needless to say, the action is as raunchy and as it is explicit; salads are tossed, assholes are fingered, and cumshots are generously spluged across waiting kissers.  We have lesbian swag, hetero debauchery, 3some soakers, and even animal bloopers (here’s a hint: it involves a thirty kitty). 

Perhaps my favorite aspect of this site is its playfulness.  These gals are having fun, being creative, and getting off good, a dick conquering trifecta. 

I guess I don’t need to pull-out anymore.  Score!

‘What is that?  What ever it is, I don’t like the looks of it.  Is it coming or going?  Seems to be in a hurry.  Something’s happening.  Oh, no!  What’s that stuff? 

Remember being a fetus and having this problem?  No.  Well, that’s probably a good thing. 

Knocked up and horny?  No problem.  Preggers get big dick too.

Allow me to introduce Pregnant Fever, a site completely devoted to cramming cocks in maternity cunts.  Naturally, these moms-to-be are stacked, their swollen breasts and rounded bottoms are simply part of the deal.  Not to worry, every extra bit of flesh is put to good use, rocking shaft and milking balls with crass and distinction.

7 out of 8 storks agree, these expectant milfs suck a mean dirty bird.

I would have to agree.  Apparently pickles and pizza are not the only things pregnant women crave to put in their mouths, fat schlongs seem to be more than a worry substitute for bizarre junk food.  Who knew?