Pornstars Like It Big, I wonder why?  Could it have something to do with their monstrous thick-dick tolerance, a condition similar to a drug tolerance as in the more you do, the less it works, and consequently, the more you need.    I think it’s fair to say that the average pornstar has stuffed hundreds of badass schlongs into her greedy vag—if not thousands!  So when a pornstar is in the mood for an UBER SCREW, naturally the dude better be sporting a veiny foot, and I’m not taking about the kind you put in a shoe. 

Luckily for them, and I suppose luckily for us as well, L.A. is a hotbed for such talent, big dicks being drawn to the West coast by promises of pleasure and guarantees of good times. 

At this point you are probably curious about who the lucky starlets are; we have Amy Reid rocked by an albino anaconda, Brooke Belle pounded by a perilous penis most massive, we have Puma Swede held up by a cum-loaded howitzer, we have Harmony Rose swallowing a stomach scrapping broadsword, and this list goes on and on.     

The dude can cum.   Wherever life takes Peter North, if he’s thrown in prison, abducted by aliens, marooned on a desert island, one thing will always remain constant, his ability to bust nuts like a fucking champ.  What is responsible for these ridiculous wads?  Genetic engineering?  Exotic drugs?  Divine intervention?   All of the above?  If only it were as simple as answering a multiple choice question, unfortunately we may never unravel the mystery behind Peter North’s notorious nuts.  

We can, however, enjoy his many über ejaculations.  I’m watching one right now as a matter of fact, compliments of Peter North, the website.  SPLAT!   He just got this blonde in the eye… and in the hair… and in the month… and on her stomach… and on her vag… and on the wall… and on the carpet… and the ceiling fan might need a wipe too—somebody, get the swifter! 

Needless to say, the build up to these colossal cumshots are almost as impressive as the shots themselves.  Peter murders assholes, Peter murders mouths, and Peter is a snatch serial killer. And the victims, well, naturally they have it cumming. 

Pornstar Legends is a sprawling achieve of smut from the 70s, 80s, and 90s; basically, it has all the classics.  Here is a small sample of some of its titles: Anal Planet, Candy Strippers, Debbie Class 88, Deep Throat, Hannah Does Her Sister, Private Eye, Tell Them Johnny Wad is Here, Wet Nurses, and my personal favorite, Whiteman Can’t Hump. 

If you’re looking for vintage or “golden age” pornography, look no further—this is the place!

The production value of these old toss-films is simply amazing.  One has to remember that these movies were actually released in theaters.  They had developed storylines, real sets, and dialogue which went beyond: “Let’s fuck.”  “Okay,” not to mention that these images where caught on genuine 16mm, producing warm skin tones and authentic light. 

And you big hair aficionados will have a field day with the disco era afros, everybody has one; whites, blacks, Latinas, Asians, the fur halo is ubiquitous.

Navigation is a breeze; you can search by name, movie, or by the top 10 scenes.  In all honesty, after pouring over this site, vintage dirty is my new favorite genre.

Her name is Lynn LeMay and she looks like a Heavy Metal warrior.  Her hair is feathered into to a giant blonde nest, her boobs are bodacious marvels of modern science, and her makeup states without words: “I’m not here for conversation.”  She truly belongs in the porn Hall of Fame.  In the scene I’m currently watching, she is having a threesome with Peter North, the cumshot titan, and Champange, another 80s porn icon.  She muff dives and titties fucks, she is an expert blowjob artist and rides cock like a wild animal, her mane exaggerating every bob and gyration.  The action is as hardcore as anything made today, the major difference, of course, being her outrageous style.  Some may laugh at her gaudy jewelry and ridiculous lingerie; that’s fine, it is kind of funny, just don’t take her lightly.  She is one intense sex kitten, a fantasy heroine circa 1988.

This is what you can expect from Hall of Fame Stars, the most banging classics of the last 30 years.  I have to admit, I was skeptical at first; I foolishly thought that the intercourse would be tame by today’s standards—boy was I wrong!  We have all the staples you know and love, but with a vintage twist; the sets are fake, the clothes are unbelievably lame, we have mustaches, big beavers, pearl necklaces which dangle to the waist line, and underwear that will make you wonder how the cold war didn’t end with a big bang.

Some may see these things as negatives, I don’t.  They are marvelous details which sorely lack in present day porn.  These seminal stars are as relevant now as they ever were; this is well made porn, some of the best of all time.  Enjoy! 

In the beginning God created big dick and poontang.

And the earth was without cumshots, and facials, and was void of buggery.

And God said, Let there be sex: and there was sex.

And God saw the sex, that it was good: and divided the sex from everything else.

And God called the sex Fucking, and everything else Killing-Time.

(An early translation)

Allow me to introduce Genesis Magazine, a website carved in the graven imagine of its hardcopy precursor, meaning that you can expect scene after scene of explicit hardcore action.   Odds are that most of your favorite pornstars are present in the content; we have Carmen Luvana, Brittany Skye, Sunrise Adams, and Lara Croft just to name a few.

This is a great site for those whom enjoy a wide variety of smut.  If you’re hankering for a lesbian pussy clash, you have options; if you’re in an anal mood, worry not, you’re covered; or if you’re simply in the market for a monster bj, relax, Genesis Magazine has got your back.   And, oh yeah: In the beginning there was no need for condoms!

Silvia Saint is practically perfect looking.  Straight up, I don’t know why she’s doing porn; she should be walking the catwalk or doing magazine ads for Dolce and Gabbana.  Luckily for us horny bastards, she opted for the hardcore life.  Why?  I don’t know exactly.  My best two guesses are that she’s a nymphomaniac that she needs be fucked 24/7 and that there is a god.   

Silvia Saint, the website, covers the best-of this amazing talent.  What a beauty!  Her every last detail is ideal; she has flawless boobs, an awe-inspiring body, an unspoiled ass, a textbook twat, and that face, heavens above, it has no equal.

Blonde, blonde, blonde… so innocent, so horny, a contradiction cast in pale pink and platinum—a mankiller if there ever was one! 

I suspect she is the product of a genetic engineering project gone horribly horribly sexy.

Sweet Sophie Moone is every red-blooded man’s fantasy girl; blonde, fit, and kinky, this perfect 10 is a pornstar of the highest order.  Perhaps her finest quality is her voracious appetite for vagina.  This chick munches carpet morning, noon, and night; chiquita must have permanent pussy smell tattooed on her face. 

In Sophie’s website we get to witness everything that happens in her life, from shopping to bowling to traveling to hardcore dyke action, it’s all here. 

Personally, I go straight to the wrist deep twat fucking.  This smut represents lipstick lesbians in their finest hour.  It’s all glamour, gash, and lady goo.  Naturally, my favorite scenes involve multiple partners.  There’s nothing like four cunt crazed beauties feasting on each other’s nether regions.  Wow.

Tera Patrick is the brunette that all other brunettes should be judged against, she is virtually flawless, a ten out of ten.  She is half Thai, a quarter English, and a quarter Dutch, but all slut.  Simply put, she is 5 feet and 9 inches of ball draining, cock smoking, dick devouring fury. 

Tall, dark, and exotic, she is the nut-inspiring ying to our masturbatory yang.  It is no wonder why she is arguably the number one pornstar in the world today.  Mixing grace, style, health, and hedonism, Tera is a wet dream rendered in fresh, mascara, and bouncy bouncy.

Her website showcases the best of her illustrious career.  Expect anal scene after anal scene, peppered with an assortment of cumshots, blowjobs, and gooey facials.  Class and crass, not an easy combination to pull off, but Tera Patrick does so swimmingly.  She is a tour de force.    

I’m a complex man; I need variety.  Sometimes I pine for mature porn—you know the call when it’s olde tyme time—bring out the grannies!  Blue hair and chicken skin vaginas—yum! Other times I like jerking to a slut built like a brick shit house, a girl that benches 250lbs and squats 1000lbs with a dildo in her ass.   Then there are times I crave for a taste of the Orient, porcelain skinned pixies with a big side dish of bush.  Finally, there are times I just want to beat-off to the best god damn looking pussy on the face of the earth.  In moments like these only professional cooze will do, and not just talking about any bitch that fucks on screen, I talking about the stars, the undeniable goddesses of the adult entertainment industry. 

Global Pornstars sports a full deck of this kind of pussy.  With names like Brittney Skye, Daniella Rush, and Jamie Woods filling out the content, quality gash is guaranteed.  We have anal shenanigans, throat scraping blowjobs, jackhammer penetrations, and messy facials.  This smut is the beauty and the beast, as in beauties doing beastly things.

8 out of 11 George W. Bushes agree, Global Pornstars will make you cum hard and thick, it’s a veritable weapon of mass jizz destruction.

It’s all about probability.  The universe is vast, “they” say it’s nearly infinite.  This means: if you can imagine it, odds are, it exists- somewhere, floating around in the ether of endless possibility. 

To continue with this idea, as a boy I had dreamed of a house where only porn stars lived.  They had names like Niki and Rio.  They filled my days with blowjobs and my nights with doggie.  It was a magical place where desires were invented and balls where milked. 

Many years later, I find myself surfing by that very house.  It exists and it’s right here.  I can look through its many windows and beat off to and in its many bushes.