Allow me to introduce Fucking Machines, a lady engineer’s wet dream, an insecure man’s nightmare. 

Straight up, this site boasts the most elaborate and varied selection of hi-tech screwing devices ever assembled.  As a non-technical kind of guy, I find it exceedingly difficult to describe the complexity of these apparatuses, but let me assure you, nothing short of genus has gone into their design and construction.  There are over 50 unique rigs in this collection, each one a marvel of form and function.

With names like the Vulvulator, the Pussy Wacker, Fuckzilla, and Goatmilker, I hope you can get an idea of the love and thought which has gone into these science-gone-mad creations.  Needless to say, these technological terrors are put to good use, fucking vag and ass with the cold precision—well, with the cold precision of a machine.  Naturally, the girls go bloody berserk, at 350 pumps a minute, how could they not? 

Allow me to introduce the Sybian, a fucking machine, which basically looks like a dildo mounted on an ottoman.  This masturbation marvel is remotely controlled by a rig which looks complicated enough to fly an unmanned plane.  There is one way to use this fucker; to squat on it, riding cowgirl style. 

Does this über sex toy deliver Real Orgasm Videos?   You bet your ass it does.  These ladies quiver and squeal with climatic delight thanks to the Sybian, lord of vibrators. 

We have milfs riding this pussy pummel-horse we glee; we have teens clit teeter-tautering on it with sweet abandon; and last by not least, we have back alley sluts getting rocked by its robotic cock.  The Sybian does it all and then some.  It’s a good thing it’s a rare beast.  I feel outclassed just by knowing that it exists.

Allow me to introduce the Fucking Machine 1000; a contraption of steel, plastic, and pleasure, slaying femme hole as if it was the year 3000.  Basically, we have a dildo mounted on the end of a piston, which is run by a belt attached to a motor.  It appears the range of motion varies between four and six inches, more than enough movement to fulfill its evil design.  Straight up, it’s an intimidating piece of equipment, but the ladies who put it to the test don’t seem to mind; in fact, I doubt there’s a single gal here who doesn’t want to own one (or be owned by one on a permanent basis).

I would say this porn falls under the fetish category.  The ladies are dressed in leather and PVC bondage wear, and the setting looks like the lab of vampire mad scientist.   The action is hardcore, this lucky appliance gets to fuck ass just as relentlessly as box, never pausing, never slowing. 

I have it from a good source that the Fucking Machine 1000 is the Terminator’s second cousin; you can really see the family resemblance, both technological terrors are as humorless as they are overpowered.

You won’t find Optimus Prime ass-raping Starscream in Fucking Robots; you will, however, be treated to a cavalcade of coozes being drilled by motorized dildos and over-engineered vibrators.  Take the “the fuck meister” for example, this piston-action pussy punisher reams femme hole at 200 beats a minutes—fucking thing must have 30 horses under the hood, no pun intended. 

Then there’s the legendary Sybian; this saddle mounted dick-and-balls is a poon pleasuring powerhouse, quivering quim and shuddering snatch with torque to spare.  And I can’t forget to mention the Dildosaw, this modified hedge trimmer still whacks a mean bush, even with its teeth replaced with a veiny foot of rubber. 

It’s doesn’t hurt that the ladies getting pummeled by these power tools are bona fide beauties; Teen Tina is a perfect 10, Cutie Carla is creamingly cock-tastic, and Naughty Nadja is a no-holds-bared nymphomaniac. 

On a side note, I wonder what an Amish woman would think about these marvels of the modern world.  Answer: no more splinters!

The ghost in the machine is a pervert and all it wants to do is bang beaver.  Can you blame it? 

I can picture the conception of this site; a bunch of guys are sitting around a cluttered table.  Silence.  Suddenly, the gear-head of the group, jumps out of his chair and says:

“How about we built a robot that fucks chicks with a big dildo arm.”  Please keep reading.