Like riding a bike, driving a car, or flying a plane, fisting is a skill best taught by a second party.  It’s not exactly like masturbation where you can just figure it out; a five knuckle plunger takes time, patience, and a will to see it through.  This is why a mentor is practically required to master this most filling of fish dishes.

Teach Me Fisting is a website that understands this maxim, schooling twats one finger at a time.  Take my word for it, the end result of these “lessons” are glorious.  Who would have thought that high-fiving a cervix would be so wicked-cool, but there it is, stuffed pinks clapping a badass beat.

Perhaps the best quality of this destination is its über hot Euro skanks.  Straight up, nothing less than a perfect 10 makes the cut.  Wow!

Picture the dirtiest, sleaziest, creepiest, raunchiest sex imaginable and take one step back; look around, you’re in Mandy country.  I think kinky is the wrong word to describe this leather clad fisting aficionado—deranged would be more accurate, lesbian hell kitten even better.  But no, to call Mandy a fetish dyke would be misleading; this skank does it all. 

Double penetration?  You better believe it… and then some.  Creampie?  Hell, she could win a creampie eating contest.  BDSM?  For starters.  Vampire dungeon rape?  An average Tuesday.  If it exists, Mandy has found a way to fuck it.  But fisting is what really separates this cooze from the rest of the pack.

Giving or taking, she is all about the five knuckle plunger.  Mandy is Kinky, an understatement if I ever heard one.     

Sometimes a lady needs a hand… a hand in her vagina that is!  One in her the bum too, we can’t very well play favorites.

Allow me to introduce Fisting Lessons, a site dedicated to putting femme-hole elasticity to the test.  Let’s take a look at a girl named Blaze, for example.  She’s 5, 2, 90 pounds soaking wet, and looks like a redheaded version of Mischa Barton from the television show The O.C.  This girl is the type of cute which trumps gorgeous.  Petite and innocent faced, looking at her you can’t help wonder: “how in hell is her acorn sized twat gonna handle a five knuckle fuck?”  I hate being a spoiler, but her vag rises to the occasion and rides wrist like a seasoned big penetration pro.

This is what you can expect in this site, hot young things stretching their holes, and consequencely, stretching the boundaries of reason.  We have lose-your-watch insertions, insane ass fisting, DP, and naturally all the wrong and raunchy warm-ups which come hand in hand with biggie-sizing a cavity.  This is hardcore in its finest hour.

If god didn’t want women to be fisted, he wouldn’t have had made their vaginas so damn elastic.  This is the story I’m sticking with.

Allow me to introduce French Fisting, a site dedicated to broads being hand fucked in the land of romance.   First off, I have to admit that this is not my favorite genre; that said, I was seconds into the first clip when my beast awoke from its deep slumber and demanded action.  Mentally, I pleaded with the creature: “Cock, I’m at work—now is not the time.” 

“Slave,” it communicated, “By powerful magic you have roused me.  Ejaculation shall be mine!”  I’m not proud to report my midday jerk.  No one likes working with a washroom masturbator, but I had little choice in the shameful outcome. 

French Fisting is this hot.  The girls, though a little rough around the edges, don’t do this shit for money; they do it because they absolutely love their pussies being filled to the fucking max.  One gal nearly took an elbow in!

Needless to say, this smut is as hardcore as it comes.  In addition to the awe-inspiring fisting, we have amazing anal penetrations, female orgasms, and stupid fuck faces galore. 

I am constantly surprised by the female body.  It’s pretty cut-and-dry for us fellas; we get horny, we go hard; we imagine Oprah naked, we go soft—that’s it, we’ve got two states, on and off.  Women, on the hand, are complicated, hell, they’re incomprehensible; they’ve got those hormones to deal with, that biological clock, their cycles, full moons, low tides, leap years, and the list goes on.  Simply put, it’s a full fucking plate; no wonder they get the nasty headaches that they do.   Their saving grace, ironically enough, is that same body, specially their vagina.  Think about all the amazing things it can do; mulitiple orgasms, über squirt, gape, and of course, accommodate a loving fist.

This brings us to the site in question: Hard Fisting.  Just when I thought I had been fully desensitized, I come across a lady receiving a high-five to her cervix.  Wow!  Needless to say, I go from off to on at such a sight, especially considering it is a hot broad taking that slick limb. 

This is what you can expect from Hard Fisting, sexy girls gorging their gluttonous gashes with knuckle sandwiches, each serving piled sky-high with digits.  Lesbians, thou art as cunning as thou art craven.  Well done.