“Jizz Bomb just rolls off the tongue.”   I have to agree; Jizz Bomb is easy on the mouth indeed, far better than the titles nuclear nut-o-caust or 50 cal. cum cannons, which could also describe this page. 

Needless to say, this site takes cumshots very seriously, hell, they have weaponized cocks into instruments of makeup destruction.  Facial fans, lock your doors and drop your draws, it’s time to get your crank-on.  Let me put it this way: I’m at work right now, in an office building, at my desk, surrounded by co-workers.  One hand is working my mouse, the other is in my pocket.  I’m not proud of the stealthy pinch which I am now perpetrating, but it’s not up to me.  My cock is pulling rank, consequences be-damned. 

That’s how good this smut is. 

The girls are young tighties and the sex is dirty as shit; we have double penetrations, anal sex galore, deep throated blowjobs, and of course the pièce de résistance, messy facials. 

Variety is another quality in ample supply here; blonds, brunettes, redheads, big boobs, small boobs, 3somes, and 4somes are all main staples throughout the content. 

It’s one of those things that never gets old; hot chicks sword-swallowing mighty cocks (forged deep in the furnaces of Mount Doom).   This is exactly what we get in Big Mouthfuls; smoking broads downing coke-can girth gaggers with glee and distinction.

“Every drop counts” is the motto here.  It all goes down the gullet.  The girls are, without exception, young and banging.  We have pigtailed teens, college coeds, soft body blonds, sporty brunettes, and burgeoning starlets. 

These chicks are multitalented as well, riding dick front to back with depraved ambition.

Certain things never get old; top quality beef grilled to perfection, eight ice cold beers on a brutally hot day, a twenty dollar bill without an owner within arms’ reach, and finally, eager young sluts giving head and receiving messy facials, quid pro quo.  These are the simple pleasures, moment that could quite possibly flash before your eyes in those last moments of life.  Papa Load’s Blowjob Babes are sensitive to the finer points of existence, especially the last thing I mentioned—DICK SUCKING!

These teen Jezebels smoke sausage like a German meat curing factory—efficiently!  I’ve seen some amazing bjs in my tenure reviewing porn sites, and I glad to say that these ball lickers are the cream of the crop, seminal footnotes for future generations of cock lollygaggers.

The talent is a mixed bag of names you may or may not know.  My favorite nut vacuums include red headed sensation Vixen, blond ball buster Haley Scott, and rabid big boob Ryan Connor.   Needless to say, these gals know their way around a rippled shaft.  Naturally, each scene ends with a cum shot to the kisser, smiles all around.

Take the hottest woman you have ever seen and put a nine inch cock down her throat; that’s Sloppy Gaggers in a nutshell.  We have beautiful blonds, brunettes, and redheads chugging massive man canons.   These girls must hail from long lineages of sword swallowers, because basically they have no gag reflex and sport a bottomless gullet.  This is to the hilt cock sucking at its best.

This site showcases some of the biggest talents to take the porn world in recent years; we have Tory Lane, Audrey Hollander,  and Jenaveve Jolee just to name a few, blowing punk cocks away like Dirty Harry on a bad day.  

The spunk hits the fan and these ladies dance in the creamy rain.  It gets sloppy indeed.  These tremendous BJ flicks are all repeaters, and I don’t say that lightly. 

I am blown away by Glory Hole Girlz.   I’ve been stilling paralyzed at my desk for the past 30 minutes, unable to write, move, or think; it’s no wonder, the blood in my brain has been stolen by my dick.  Right now I have a hard-on that could cut a diamond.  I’m afraid I might jizz my pants without even touching the beast.  Holy fuck, this shit is hot! 

If you’re like me and love watching slutty bitches suck cock after cock, this site was made for you.  A glory hole, if you don’t know, is a hole in which you put your dick in for it to be anonymous sucked and/or fucked.   In Glory Hole Girlz we get to watch a wide selection of whores throat-banging a troupe of disembodied schlongs.  And when I say whores, I mean whores.  These broads look fresh from the curb.

Some may see this as a negative, but on the contrary, I think it’s the shit.  The babes range from teen to mature, fat to skinny, black to white, toothless to toothy.  There are even a few knockouts here.  Needless to say, if you like raunchy amateur porn, this site will knock your socks off.

Jizz by the bucket load; what’s not to love about that?  Tampa Bukkake is a cum spattered debacle, although, not in the classic sense of its genre.  Instead of twenty dudes blasting on one chick, the scenes are generally gangbang/orgy material.  I might be splitting cunt hairs here, but the distinction matters for some. 

That said, we get massive cumshots and gooey facials, we get chick after chick getting über drilled; and of course, we get a blinky or two (eye shots).  I hope these girls are on the pill; if not, they may have some explaining to do down the road:

“Sorry Jimmy, I was filled to the rim with man seed.  Any one of your twelve uncles could be your daddy.”

Joking aside, this site has some really hot content.  The girls range from teen to mature with every demographic in-between. 

An apple a day will keep the dentist away; conversely, brushing your teeth with jizz will have them running to drill and fill any cavity they can find—if you know what I mean.

Allow me to introduce Cum Brushers, a site decided to blowjobs and oral hygiene (in that order).  It is rare indeed that a site has me laughing out loud before I enter its very gates; this is such a site.  How am I to control myself when confronted by girls actually brushing their choppers round and round with cum for Colgate?  It’s not an everyday sight (pun intended).

Despite their questionable customs, these ladies are sexy pots of the finest make.  There isn’t a one that any red blooded man would gladly plow.    Needless to say, the action is hardcore. 

Perhaps this page’s finest quality is its ethnic mix of talent.  We have Indian girls, black chicks aplenty, Arab hussies, Asian dick-lickers, Latina spunk guzzlers, blond big boobs, Slovak ball suckers, etc, etc.

The body types are just as varied.  Basically, all the bases are covered, there’s something here for everyone.  (Though, be warned, you might not look at toothpaste the same way again.)

1000 Facials, that’s a lot of cum.  Would it fill a bathtub?  Probably not.   A kitchen sink?  Maybe.  A Thanksgiving turkey?  Definitely, but it would take one sick son-of-a-bitch to play a practical joke like that on his family. 

These girls give amazing head and hand, these dudes blow magnificent loads; it’s a match made in facial heaven.   I have witness some giant spluges in my day (Peter North) so when I had heard about a site called Sperm Blasters I was immediately suspicious.  I am glad to say that in this particular case, the content lives up to the hype.  We get exactly what we are promised; girls being hosed by massive cum bursts. 

I had to slow down the first money shot I watched to make sure it was real and on the level.  And there it was, a thick, long stream of jizz launched from point A, the dick-hole, to point B, an expectant mouth.  SPPPLLLAT!  It looked like the dude was pissing milk in this poor chick’s face, but no- it was actually seed, enough to fertilize a farmer’s field.

Nothing says I love you like a perfect slimmer.  A well stuccoed chin says a million words, most of them banned from public forums.  

What I find even more noteworthy than the huge ejaculations are models themselves.  They are some of the finest teen Pornstars to have come out in recent years.  We have Anna Pierceson, Leah Luv, and Courtney Simpson, just to name a few of the pro cock-suckers you can expect to see rounding out the roster. 

Now would be a good time to kick the roommate out, put the kids to bed, or send the girlfriend out to buy beer, anything to get a little privacy.  You’ll need about five minutes of me time after what you’re about to read. 

Okay, one moment, let me calm down…

These sex mavens are fresh, facial, and foxy, meaning that they want your cum, not only up their ass, up their nose, but everywhere, in their eyes, blurring their contacts. 

I really don’t know where to start.