Facials are all fine and good, but nothing feels better than planting seed big and deep in a shuddering pussy, and then having it ooze slowly out in streams of translucent white.  All Internal gets this, All Internal understates that jizz, like its delivery system, is best enjoyed as nature intended, pumped into femme hole past the point of maximum capacity.   And just to clarify, this site treats both gash and bungus with the same ruthless abandon—small loads need not apply.

Watching these films, I truly hope that these chicks are on big time birth control; wads this thick and creamy surely can’t be blanks. 

But on to more important things: the girls.  Well, I'm glad to report that they are some of the hottest cooze on the material plane.  Even the devil would trade eight of his thirteen nuts to blast one of these babes (I wonder who would broker that deal).

Needless to say, the action is dirty as all hell.  The chicks are young and the cocks are geysers, the ideal ingredients for a creampie treat.

5 Guy Cream Pie, it sounds like a cannibalistic dessert or a vicious practical joke. 

Fortunately, it’s a site dedicated to hot coeds being pumped full of jizz by a five piece ensemble.  The end result: young ladies oozing the white stuff from every orifice; that’s what happens when you over fill any type of receptacle, be in inanimate or otherwise—it’s bound to spill. 

Needless to say, these scenes are nice and vulgar.  With names like Hillary Scott, Cherry Poppens, and Missy Monroe filling out the content, good times are guaranteed. 

Human semen banks: a novel idea.  (I’m calling the patent office.)

In today’s world, it is no wonder why some women fear the seed.  Unplanned pregnancies and STDs are buzz kills up there with bankruptcy and losing a limb.  Of course now there are precautions, condoms being the big one.  The unfortunate downside of this particular form of safe sex (besides the stupid absence of feeling) is that the spunky fruits of love’s labor are lost, thrown away in a prison of latex and dick sweat. 

I don’t know about you, but I like seeing my man juice drizzling from my lover’s twat like a leaky spluge faucet; I like knowing I jizzed good, jizzed thick, and jizzed messy, bathing her cervix in my own special brand of cock custard.  It’s a treat to sit back in my post-ejaculation clarity and survey my work as it slowly voids itself from her glistening crack.

Naturally, this is what we get in Creampie Mania, barely legals oozing semen from every orifice that counts.  The action is hardcore and the payouts are creamy, just how nature intended. 

I don't know about you, but I like my teens like I like my coffee, sweet as hell and spilling over with loads of cream.   Hey, the logical conclusion of a hole is for it to be filled, it may as well be femme hole, the filling, seed.  Why waste a nut-bust on her belly, or face for that matter; I say put it where nature intended, seven inches deep in ass or twat.  It really is the cleanest solution from the rag’s point of view; less wipes, more runoff, let the bedspread take the brunt of the milk-splat, I say, give old crusty a rest.

Girls Got Cream gets this, cramming buckets of custard in tight-holed, tight-lipped teens.   What happens when you put a pint of yogurt in a half pint bag?  That’s right— it slicks all over the place!  Now replace the yogurt with cum and the bag with barelys… you get the idea.        

What I like most about this site is its attention to anal; drafty backdoors need cocking too.  This site understands that, stuffing young bungus like there’s no tomorrow.  Way to raise the bar, guys!  And the girls, they are the cutest and cuddliest coozes imaginable, absolutely perfect for this kind of debauchery. 

What does a dentist do with a cavity?  They drill and fill it.  What does a 12 inch hard-on do with a cavity?  You see where I’m going with this.  Drilled and Filled is a site dedicated to those unplugged orifices that every woman has, and offers a solution—fill them with jizz!

With names like Audrey Hollander, Heather Gables, and Staci Thorn rounding out the best of the talent, you know you’re in for an anal delight.  One dick in the asshole simply isn’t enough for these cum splattered Jezebels; they need more width in their wee-holes to make it worth their while.  Audrey takes an amazing butt load, comprising of a coke-can-cock, a vibrator, and two of her fingers.  Now that’s raising the bar.

Needless to say, the action is as hardcore as it cums; we have double penetrations, gaped assholes, and a slew of monster spluges.

9 out of 10 Barbara Walters agree, this is one spunky site.

A day in the life of an Internal Explosions girl: wake up around noonish, and head down to the pool.  It’s another sunny day in paradise.  O look, here comes Johnny Thick Dick.  He’s got something behind his back.  A clear tube.  What’s that for?

“Hey Larissa, have you eaten yet?”

“No.  What have you got there?”

“A magic meal, wanna try it out?”

“Sure.”

He bends her over a lawn chair and fucks her like a madman, mostly in the ass.  He finishes in her twat, planting enough seed to start a rainforest.  Now the interesting part: he puts one end of his tube in her snatch and the other end in her mouth.

“Suck,” he instructs.

She complies and before we know it, she had a mouthful of milky protein; more filling than two hardboiled eggs. 

This is but a sample of what you can expect in Internal Explosions; big wads, dripping holes, and gratuitous acts of depravity.  Good wholesome fun.

Now this is a title that any perve can appreciate; Cum Farters, no pussyfooting around here—ass-regurgitated semen… yeah… yup.

Creampie anus, “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate[.]”  (Shakespeare, Sonnet 18)

A Bard quote, I must be at a loss for words, or Cum Farters has winded me; it must be all those buckets of jizz blasting forth from parts unknown which has me so rocked, or maybe it’s the fact that I’m terribly jealous, having yet to make a Boston cream of my own.  Whatever the case may be, Cum Farters delivers the goods, an anal romp so kinky it would surely make a gay man blush and a priest renounce his vows.  The girls are smoking hot and the loads are geysers.  Oh oh, there’s a swell in my pants, I must be getting my wind back.

Tight black sisters overflowing with pearly white cum: that’s what you can expect to find in Ebony Internal.  These black girls sure know how to suck and fuck their way to a creamy climax; sometimes they earn their buttery rewards with blowjobs, they also do it the old fashioned way, letting their twats do the work, and a select few let their assholes do the milking, like a good girl should.  

Ebony Internal is all about white meeting black in a creampie menagerie.  The women are stacked and packed, fully loaded with big round booties and bouncing big naturals.  And the dudes that do the squirting, well, they are hung like buffalos; there’s one character by the name of Johnny Depth who must be packing at least 13 inches of working romance. 

Episode #10, starring Audree, is my favorite scene.  As her bio reads “[she] has a smokin’ ass and she’s not afraid to it!”   By the end of her ride, her crack sports a river of jizz, shallow yet long, a cocking work of art.

The first thing that comes to mind reviewing this site is the movie Ghostbusters.  Remember ectoplasm?  Remember Slimmer?  Remember Bill Murray getting slimed?  Well, Gooey Holes shares Ghostbusters’ affinity for supernatural jizzings.  These girls ooze the white stuff like post-op Trannies in the can.  To be candid, it’s kind of hard to believe this shit is for real; cum pissing out of asshole to form cum puddles.  And she licks it up with a big smile of her face.  Okay, that’s milk-  ladies work on that poker face.

Despite the hoax-like regurgitations, the videos of Gooey Holes are turn-your-phone-off banging.  The girls are gorgeous, taking it in the pink and stink, and the action is hardcore, with double penetrations and ass to mouth as the rule instead of the exception.  And of course, we have buckets of glue.  These ladies are downright bubbly with suds.   Trust me, the content lives up its header.  Semen hits the fan and everybody gets spunky. 

Gooey Holes has some of the largest mother loads to grace the delicate creampie genre.  What else can I say besides I hope these chicks are on the pill. 

There are few things in this world that I admire more than a cum filled, well fucked teen; so cute, so raunchy, so sopping with sperm, it’s almost too much for a sane man to handle.  The very thought of it makes me want to—well, you know.  This being said, to pull this shit off, it has to be the right type of cooze taking the nasty.  If she’s too dirty, it may throw off the contrast and ruin an otherwise fantastic custard muffin.  If she’s too clean… who am I kidding, they can never be too clean for a pocket full of seed.  Hell, to be honest, they can never be too dirty either, as long as they’re spewing nuts, I’m a campy camper. 

Behold: Cream in Teen, the website, your one stop masturbation station.  Here you’ll find a wonderful display of human biology via a hardcore pussy and jizz mash-up. 

Lock your doors and drop your draws ‘cause this shit is the real deal, a seed planting, twat spitting, hole oozing bacchanal—no hole is sacred, no face is sacred, just sack voiding in femme cavity wickedness.           

9 out of 12 Stay Puff Marshmallow Men agree, Cream in Teen is a tasty treat, either if you’re home alone, or at a party with friends, it works.