Have you ever wondered about the secret lives of cartoon characters?  Of course not, why would you.  This seemly innocent art form is synonymous with wholesome family fun, but let me tell you, there’s a very real, very risqué animation underworld, one which, believe it or not, has a history just as long and rich as the cinema itself. 

At this point, allow me to introduce Massive Toons, a site completely devoted to the XXX bizarro universe of animation.  Here you’ll find a collection of videos, one part Hentai, and three parts vintage smut.  The Hentai is your garden variety hardcore anime, depraved as it is outlandish.  The vintage smut, on the other hand, is truly unique, encompassing 60+ years of acute perversion. 

We have black and white toon porn circa 1928; we have German crank, which no doubt has Walt Disney turning in his grave; we have French films so dirty that thirty years ago a man would have been arrested for just watching them.   Lewd is not strong enough a word to describe this material.  Picture the Seven Dwarfs gangbanging Snow White, each little-man sporting a 3 foot long sperm-hose, now multiply that by a hundred, and only now are you getting close to the profanity of these cartoons. 

Hentai begins where reality ends; we have penetrations that would kill a regular human being, we have outlandish gangbangs, we have plotlines that simply couldn’t exist in conventional porn, and we have babes custom made straight from the pervert id.  Simply put, it is male fantasy run amuck. 

Naturally, the girls have eyes the size of apples, their tits are 3 times the circumference of their waists, and their holes have not met an object which they couldn’t fuck.  Needless to say, this smut is sick, sick shit.  If pixie Sailor Moons getting ass reamed with bats and tentacles turns your crank, look no further—the is the place!

My favorite scene is called “Daiakuji – Xena Buster: 6.”  Here we have three fairy princesses, a redhead, a brunette, and blue haired sex kitten, all going at it, Heavy Metal style.  It falls into the category: you have to see it, to believe it. 

Total Hentai is Speed Racer meets balls deep hardcore porn.  It is something to behold!

How would Sailor Moon respond to being ass-raped by a five-foot-cock sporting dragon?  How about Wilma Flintstone, would you like to see her in the shower?  Think elephant trunk.  Are you curious to know the quiet time of bondage fairies?  (Hint: it involves ladybug vibrators)  Okay, these are not usual thoughts; in fact, they are crazy thoughts, yet why am I suddenly aroused.

Let me introduce Fetish Artworks, the home of the strangest pictures on the web (and that’s saying a lot).  This site showcases concept xxx cartoons gone wild; we have Manga and Hentai madness, 3d comic and toon insanity, and a huge achieve of adult artworks, gay and shemale visuals included. 

How would Sailor Moon respond to being ass-raped by a five-foot-cock sporting dragon?  How about Wilma Flintstone, would you like to see her in the shower?  Think elephant trunk.  Are you curious to know the quiet time of bondage fairies?  (Hint: it involves ladybug vibrators)  Okay, these are not usual thoughts; in fact, they are crazy thoughts, yet why am I suddenly aroused.

Let me introduce Greatest Anime Source, the home of the strangest pictures on the web (and that’s saying a lot).  This site showcases concept xxx cartoons gone wild; we have Manga and Hentai madness, 3d comic and toon insanity, and a huge achieve of adult artworks, gay and shemale visuals included. 

I want to be exact; there are gay cartoons, and then there are gay cartoons.   For example, Vanity Smurf is gay, the Care Bears are gay, even He-Man, the master of the universe, looks pretty gay in his tailored loincloth.  These animations all fall under the first category of gay cartoons: the obtusely gay.  The second category, reversely, would include the artwork found within Gay Cartoon, a site dedicated to smut of the drawn variety.  This swag is explicitly homo.  For example, here, it is not uncommon to see giant cum spurting cocks ass rape every man hole in sight.  This material is unapologetically depraved, and will no doubt offend the morally sensitive.

That said, a lot of talent when into creating these dick inspiring constructs.  There is a variety of styles present here for us to enjoy; there’s 3-D art, bdsm drawings, comic book drawings, realistic portraits, and magna style comics.

I particularly enjoyed watching the slideshows, which loaded quickly and moved smoothly from page to page.    

If you find yourself jerking off while reading a book, Illustrated XXX Stories may be right up your alley.  It takes a bit more patience and imagination than whacking to a hi-def video, but that’s the whole point, it’s slow and intimate, the action unfurling in your head like an orchestrated wet dream.     

The text isn’t Shakespeare, but it’s written well enough to follow.  It seems that they more or less follow the same pattern.  We have an intro where we get to know the players.  From here the action quickly spirals into sexy situations, eventually blossoming into hard impromptu fucking.   Usually there’s some kind of punch-line at the end, good for a chuckle or two.

The pictures accompanying the fiction range from anime, to artistic, to plain old awful.  We also get a few actual photo spreads, but the majority of the visuals are comic like in construction.

Innocence perverted: Sailor Moon ass-fucked by cyborg demons; Betty and Veronica cum swapping; Judy, from the Jetsons, giving head to her old man.  I don’t know why us fellas love this shit, but we do, as strange and nasty as it is.

The Japanese are particularly talented in coming up with the most outlandish sex scenarios.  I’ve heard that it has something to do with being repressed by an overly conservative society.  I don’t know if I buy this.  If this were true, what kind of shit were the Puritans into? 

Whatever the case may be, Hentai and Hardcore Anime are both wicked sick, good for a stroke when all other porn turns typical and bland. 

I've always wondered what Fei Long and Dee Jay from Street Fighter II would look like sucking off each other's cocks, now I know.

I like loose toons.