It’s one of those things that never gets old; hot chicks sword-swallowing mighty cocks (forged deep in the furnaces of Mount Doom).   This is exactly what we get in Big Mouthfuls; smoking broads downing coke-can girth gaggers with glee and distinction.

“Every drop counts” is the motto here.  It all goes down the gullet.  The girls are, without exception, young and banging.  We have pigtailed teens, college coeds, soft body blonds, sporty brunettes, and burgeoning starlets. 

These chicks are multitalented as well, riding dick front to back with depraved ambition.

Certain things never get old; top quality beef grilled to perfection, eight ice cold beers on a brutally hot day, a twenty dollar bill without an owner within arms’ reach, and finally, eager young sluts giving head and receiving messy facials, quid pro quo.  These are the simple pleasures, moment that could quite possibly flash before your eyes in those last moments of life.  Papa Load’s Blowjob Babes are sensitive to the finer points of existence, especially the last thing I mentioned—DICK SUCKING!

These teen Jezebels smoke sausage like a German meat curing factory—efficiently!  I’ve seen some amazing bjs in my tenure reviewing porn sites, and I glad to say that these ball lickers are the cream of the crop, seminal footnotes for future generations of cock lollygaggers.

The talent is a mixed bag of names you may or may not know.  My favorite nut vacuums include red headed sensation Vixen, blond ball buster Haley Scott, and rabid big boob Ryan Connor.   Needless to say, these gals know their way around a rippled shaft.  Naturally, each scene ends with a cum shot to the kisser, smiles all around.

When a girl is a teenager, she goes through that beautiful right of passage where she experiments with a schlong in her mouth. She sucks it, teases it, and runs her tongue up and down the shaft. Then she grows up, forgets about that shit, and learns how to throatfuck. God bless those men who break us in and destroy our gag reflexes. We salute you.

There’s nothing like hosing down a nice dry girl with your sperm pipe.  With double DDs and big round bottom, how long are you really going to last with a perfect big tit?  Skin is flailing, juices are flowing, and guess what?  You’re busting!  That’s all right, in a few moments you’ll be ready to go again.  Looking at her jugs is already rousing your loins for the second cumming.  Man-o-man, she is one fine piece of tail.  She might be your end.  But hey, if you gotta go, go with a smile.

Large breasted, big ass women of the world, we adore you.  Huge Knockers are the acme of femininity.  They are a trump card, the override, the reason and excuse.  Oil them, feed them milk, silicone, whatever, just don’t ever lose them.

Big Tits Round Asses understands our lust for quality and they have selected only the finest peaches for their content.

Take the hottest woman you have ever seen and put a nine inch cock down her throat; that’s Sloppy Gaggers in a nutshell.  We have beautiful blonds, brunettes, and redheads chugging massive man canons.   These girls must hail from long lineages of sword swallowers, because basically they have no gag reflex and sport a bottomless gullet.  This is to the hilt cock sucking at its best.

This site showcases some of the biggest talents to take the porn world in recent years; we have Tory Lane, Audrey Hollander,  and Jenaveve Jolee just to name a few, blowing punk cocks away like Dirty Harry on a bad day.  

The spunk hits the fan and these ladies dance in the creamy rain.  It gets sloppy indeed.  These tremendous BJ flicks are all repeaters, and I don’t say that lightly. 

I am blown away by Glory Hole Girlz.   I’ve been stilling paralyzed at my desk for the past 30 minutes, unable to write, move, or think; it’s no wonder, the blood in my brain has been stolen by my dick.  Right now I have a hard-on that could cut a diamond.  I’m afraid I might jizz my pants without even touching the beast.  Holy fuck, this shit is hot! 

If you’re like me and love watching slutty bitches suck cock after cock, this site was made for you.  A glory hole, if you don’t know, is a hole in which you put your dick in for it to be anonymous sucked and/or fucked.   In Glory Hole Girlz we get to watch a wide selection of whores throat-banging a troupe of disembodied schlongs.  And when I say whores, I mean whores.  These broads look fresh from the curb.

Some may see this as a negative, but on the contrary, I think it’s the shit.  The babes range from teen to mature, fat to skinny, black to white, toothless to toothy.  There are even a few knockouts here.  Needless to say, if you like raunchy amateur porn, this site will knock your socks off.

An apple a day will keep the dentist away; conversely, brushing your teeth with jizz will have them running to drill and fill any cavity they can find—if you know what I mean.

Allow me to introduce Cum Brushers, a site decided to blowjobs and oral hygiene (in that order).  It is rare indeed that a site has me laughing out loud before I enter its very gates; this is such a site.  How am I to control myself when confronted by girls actually brushing their choppers round and round with cum for Colgate?  It’s not an everyday sight (pun intended).

Despite their questionable customs, these ladies are sexy pots of the finest make.  There isn’t a one that any red blooded man would gladly plow.    Needless to say, the action is hardcore. 

Perhaps this page’s finest quality is its ethnic mix of talent.  We have Indian girls, black chicks aplenty, Arab hussies, Asian dick-lickers, Latina spunk guzzlers, blond big boobs, Slovak ball suckers, etc, etc.

The body types are just as varied.  Basically, all the bases are covered, there’s something here for everyone.  (Though, be warned, you might not look at toothpaste the same way again.)

1000 Facials, that’s a lot of cum.  Would it fill a bathtub?  Probably not.   A kitchen sink?  Maybe.  A Thanksgiving turkey?  Definitely, but it would take one sick son-of-a-bitch to play a practical joke like that on his family. 

These girls give amazing head and hand, these dudes blow magnificent loads; it’s a match made in facial heaven.   I have witness some giant spluges in my day (Peter North) so when I had heard about a site called Sperm Blasters I was immediately suspicious.  I am glad to say that in this particular case, the content lives up to the hype.  We get exactly what we are promised; girls being hosed by massive cum bursts. 

I had to slow down the first money shot I watched to make sure it was real and on the level.  And there it was, a thick, long stream of jizz launched from point A, the dick-hole, to point B, an expectant mouth.  SPPPLLLAT!  It looked like the dude was pissing milk in this poor chick’s face, but no- it was actually seed, enough to fertilize a farmer’s field.

Nothing says I love you like a perfect slimmer.  A well stuccoed chin says a million words, most of them banned from public forums.  

What I find even more noteworthy than the huge ejaculations are models themselves.  They are some of the finest teen Pornstars to have come out in recent years.  We have Anna Pierceson, Leah Luv, and Courtney Simpson, just to name a few of the pro cock-suckers you can expect to see rounding out the roster. 

In one word: Volume.   This site advertises access to 16 other sites for the low price of one, while actually granting access to 21 sites.  And yes, each site is the real thing, deserving of its own independence and price.