Back in high school, my buddy had a sister so hot that the very sight of her could make a eunuch instantly grow its balls back.  Without a word of a lie, the whole school tossed-off to her, teachers and administrators included.   She had the body of an Olympic gymnast, athletically tight, all except for her boobs and ass, these parts were astonishingly soft and subtle, still mostly baby fat.  And her face—my gawd—it was the kind of cute that felt like a kick to the stomach.  Straight up, she was will kryptonite rendered in just barely legal flesh.  

Naturally, my buddies and I took every opportunity to sleepover at hot-sister’s house.  Late at night we took turns masturbating outside of her bedroom, standing in the empty hallway jerking for the courage to go for it.  Sadly, the balls we had were spent uselessly in our hands. 

My Sister’s Hot Friend, the website, not only goes for it, it fucks the living shit out of it, it being a fresh-faced babe from the planet Spunk.  From über blowjobs, to massive penetrations, to stupid messy facials, it’s all accounted for.  Every base and ignoble fantasy you’ve ever had for a mega-crush is played out here in awesome ball rupturing detail.   Wow.

I like books, I like bitches, squeeze these fuckers together—presto, cock skewered librarians… my very favorite kind. 

As soon as I saw the title Naughty Bookworms I knew I was in for a world of glee.  Call me crazy, but I adore jizz speckled spectacles.  The contrast kills me, good girl by day, dirty dick junky, um, later that day.  HELL YEAH.  I don’t know what wrong with me.  When I see a cute young thing studying for an exam, I’m busting nuts in my drawers, big nuts, nuts which soak through thick jeans and leave permanent stains.    

Without further preamble, allow me to introduce Naughty Bookworms, the website.  You name the classroom daydream, this online destination delivers it.  Got a hankering for some art class anal?  No worries.  Cravin’ a gym class she-cocking?  Done.  Jonesing for an AV room box reaming?  Relax, Naughty Bookworms has got it covered. 

Cute girls and questionable morals: a match made in big dick heaven. 

There are two kinds of housewife; the first makes cookies, cuts the crusts off peanut butter and jam sandwiches, does general tasks about the homestead, and usually weights-in at a whopping 300 pounds; the second type, the one we are concerned with today, has a different function and comes in an entirely dissimilar package—I’m talking about shlong frenzied Milfs from the deep-throat universe!  These mom-fatales spend their time waxing muff, finger-banging box, and seducing fortuitous delivery folk. 

Housewife 1 on 1, the website, is brimming with such ball-savers.  Here you’ll find a veritable harem of life primed hotties greasing shaft and milking iron-shod cock-meat; it’s as if a mailman was god for a day and reality did his bidding. 

Needless to say, the action hits all the right notes.  With blowjobs, front door, backdoor, and facial sequences aplenty, nothing is left to the imagination, which is nice, who want to think halfway to a handful of happy-sauce.        

I love the idea behind Neighbor Affair, the website; it presupposes that behind any given door, wild unchecked super-sex is stuccoing ceilings across the globe.  Furthermore, that door is wide open. “Come on in,” their collective knobs seem to say, “there’s plenty of pussy to go around.”  Inclusive poontang, how enlightened of them, but I digress.

Neighbor Affair is babe central.  Here you’ll find a smokin’ assortment of pornstars, up-and-comers, and newbies.   I have to be honest with you, after watching the first video I nearly stroked-out.  Bree Olson, you are not of this world. 

The action, as you would expect, is unapologetically hardcore.  Every orifice is put into play; frankly, it’s a no-holds-barred grudge match, pitting hormones against good sense.  Can you guess who wins?  Biology, thou art a frightful champion.   

To the hilt fucking has never looked so fierce.  With seamless scenes of scandalous sex, it’s no wonder why more and more subdivisions are going fenceless. 

Don’t let the name of this site fool you, Quickie Fuck is brimming with some monster ploughs.  Oh, I get it—quickie, not in duration, but in actual cock speed.  That makes sense, seeing that these dudes really go full throttle on small teen hole. 

Basically, all of the scenes are set up in a similar fashion; chance encounter which quickly becomes an impromptu screw—totally classic porn.  The difference here is the talent, ambitious Europeans looking to make their mark. 

And boy, do these broads fuck good!  And cutie, Jesus, I think I’ve fallen in love two dozen times in the past ten minutes.  You name it, facials, anal, ass to mouth, cum swapping—these tight bodied babes love doing it, all the while maintaining that innocent twinkle in their eyes, not an easy task while being doubly penetrated. 

And the fact that these girls are new, fresh faces I have never seen before, seals the deal for me.  Top Marks.