Golden skin, hair like black silk, a bum that fits in the palm of your hand… What about an accent, do you prefer broken English because it makes conversation impossible; how about a programmed need to please and have your approval?  Sounds good, eh.  Well, either pack your bags and make a pilgrimage to the Far East or check out the website Oriental Orgy. 

First off, the title is a bit misleading- this is not an orgy site; rather, it is a well put together Asian page featuring the choicest exotics from the land of rice.  The sex is hardcore interracial, usually involving a white dude nailing a hot Japanese or Korean chick and I’m glad to say a few of the scenes even go lesbo, lick-a-dee-split. 

On top of being a hilarious play on words, Sum Dum Cunt is actually an amazing Asian oriented porn site (no pun intended), and as tired and cranky as I am from boozing last night, I can’t stop smiling a big perverted smile as I sift through its content.  Right now I’m watching Ava Devine being murdered in the ass; this white guy is just going to town, drilling her backdoor balls deep thrust after thrust and my grin keeps on getting bigger and more grotesque.  I could be the Joker right now aerating Batman’s skull with a Desert Eagle; that’s the kind of joy Sum Dum Cunt seems to instantly inspire.

And it’s just not me, having a few screws loose, making this smut so sensational.  Every one in the office is staring at my monitors with beaming happy-faces.  (It’s actually quite creepy.)

Obviously, this is the effect excellent porn has on the male creature.   Ladies of the Far East, I salute you (in more ways than one).

I find the Asian genre full of wonderful contradictions.  How can these ladies be sexy and innocent, pure and whorish, in the breadth of a moment?  The gals of Asian Chicks White Dicks are both mysterious and obvious, their eyes commanding you to whip out your dick and give it a stroke.   And don’t be mistaken, this isn’t a Shemale site with a twist, the content here is all interracial hetero, straight from a Chinatown near you.

With flawless skin and the luscious lips, a horde of dark haired, dark eyed hotties suck and fuck their way across the European bloodlines.  They take on big vanilla cock with a vengeance.  Every hole is game, every sex act is celebrated.  The action goes anal, group, deep throat, ass to mouth, facial and back again. 

The idea I had of Asian women being conservative has been utterly ruined.  Now I know the truth; they are as ball hungry as the horniest white girl.  They want hard shafts and rough sex.  Their tits may be small, but they’ll still manage to muster enough cleavage to get a load off. 

Ho’riental; a clever name, an excellent source of vitamin A(sian). 

Needless to say, this site is brimming with those porcelain skinned cock-suckers of the Far East.  I am always amazed by these ladies penchant for all things balls deep.  Every cavity is fair play.  We have massive penetrations, deep throated blowjobs, backdoor shenanigans, and of course, messy facials.

Cream-of-some-young-guy is the special of the day, seven days a week. 

These babes have the mad sword handling skills of the samurai, and the eager money holes of Saigon street whores.  Sounds like the best of both worlds to me.

With big names like Charmane Star, Mia Smiles, and Kaiya Lynn filling out the content, you nut bust is guaranteed.

The Orient is still exotic to us westerners; a billion coozes strong—fuck—that’s a lot of unknown pussy.   No wonder so many fellas have a thing for Asian women; they embody this vast untapped booty boon, so many beavers, so far away. 

Luckily Sex City Asia, the website, brings a taste of the orient home.  Here you’ll find an expansive buffet of foreign flussies.  Expect themes of all kinds; we have private school girls giggling while gurgling cum, we have Saigon whores cackling while chugging cock, we have Tokyo party girls glowing with goo, we have Bangkok fetishers finger-banging futuristic fuck-bunnies, and so on and so on. 

In these scenes of debauchery, I am particularly impressed by the special attention paid to the backdoor.  Apparently double penetration is a far-east coast favorite.  High Five! 

8 of 10 Woody Allens agree, this smut is ass-tastic.

Mr. Chew, I salute you.  Your fine Asian Beavers honor me; I feel it is my duty to spank off a glorious wad as a gesture of respect.  No doubt my seed will explode like the fireworks of your country.  KABOOOOM!

Let me cut to the chase, Mr. Chews Asian Beaver is a poon-a-rific porn site.  With names like Ange Venus, Charmane Star, and Mika rounding out the content, be assured, big nuts will bust, long, long time. 

With hardcore action as the norm and facials as a common side effect, be prepared to sweat out a mean case of the yellow fever.

George Takei agrees, these deep throated flussies are fabulous, the semen splashing ying to your masturbatory yang. 

Almond tease is a 23 year old half Korean, half Japanese cutie weighing in at an impressive 90 lbs (soaking wet).  She has flawless skin, a tight body, and an ass to die for.  She’s chock full of fun, loves a good adventure in the woods, and takes it from behind like a champ.  When I first laid my eyes on her I thought for sure she was 18, but I was corrected as I read her bio, which gives nice intimate details such as her penchant for girls and public sex.   

We really get to know this Asian sweetheart through her expansive picture and movie catalog.  We get a wide variety of situations where we witness her vivid personality in soft to hardcore action.  She loves getting her makeup put on by her naked friends; keeps a tidy house, cleaning in the nude; and simply adores riding cowboy with her pigtails bouncing in the air.  She is both domestic and urban, having no qualms being made-up while doing household chores. 

And I should mention that she gives amazing head, sucking dick like a blowjob princess of the kingdom of cock.  If there were live-action Hentai, she would be it; a delicate screw-flake falling from an alien penis sky.

That’s it!  I’m going to Japan.  If Horny Tokyo is any indicator of the free-wheeling pussy of that industrious nation, I’m in, balls deep.  These ladies are cute personified.  They look so innocent and doe-eyed; a perfect combination for my big honken’ cock.  With flawless skin and luscious lips, these 18+ honies are sure to take care of this excessive sperm problem I’ve been having lately. 

Some of these foxy femmes are shaved, while others still have their fluffy mounds of pubic hair.   The one thing they all have in common; their insatiable cock lust.  Group sex seems to be norm in the land of the rising sun.  Seeing half a dozen guys masturbating around a copulating couple is regarded as regular season play.  Needless to say, Bukaki wasn’t invented here by accident. 

Like their Western counterparts, these dizzying dames hold nothing back, sucking and fucking with the best of them.  It appears that women everywhere, regardless of race, colour, or creed enjoy a deep and nasty screw.

I walk through Chinatown everyday on my way to work and I always wonder to myself, how many of these little darlings feast themselves on dick twice their size.  The babes I notice are usually five foot nothing and weigh in at 110 pounds soaking wet; still though, I automatically imagine them being skewered on king cobra cock.  

My Horny Asian, the website, takes the guessing game out of the picture, providing the real thing, nut smoked Asians by the dirty truckload.  It’s you classic stuffed über slut situation.  How much meat can one diminutive babe handle?  Apparently, it’s more than you would think.

With grace, beauty, and sleaze, these pint sized exotics hold their own against the black man’s cock.  But be warned, those not inoculated for the yellow beaver fever may run hot, real hot. 

Asian Girl Girl brings together four of my favorite things; lesbians, lesbians, lesbians, and lesbians.  I love dikes—of all ages, sizes, and races!  Here we have the Asian persuasion getting their pink parts finger-banged and tongue bashed by their very own; it’s an all-you-can-eat taste of the Orient. 

With skin like porcelain and hair like black silk, these exotic ladies are as gorgeous as they are horny.  The action is amazingly explicit.  We get to witness, up close, these mysterious vixens kiss, suck, and lick; talented linguists every last one of them.

Personally, I like it best when they bring out the toys.  In Episode #23, Maya Sato works a red dildo like the devil herself bringing her partner into an evil screaming climax.   Needless to say, the action is hardcore.