Ass Traffic, my kind of congestion. 

I want to take a moment and thank the powers which be that got to me to work today; if I had known this morning that I would be reviewing the world’s best anal site, dragging my sick-ass head out of the bed would have been a breeze, instead of the cluster fuck that it was.

Ass Traffic; thou art sodomy perfected, buggery beatified.   

First of all, this material is 100% exclusive; you will not see this smut anywhere else on the web.  Secondly, our backdoor beauties are, without exception, drop dead gorgeous.  Have you heard the saying, “I would crawl across an ocean of broken glass just to eat the peanuts out of her shit”?  Yes?  No?  Well, these ladies are worth the trek across two oceans of broken glass—they are that sexy!  The fact that they absolutely love having their assholes murdered by big dick, is enough to drive any red blooded man insane, this one included.

And to top it all off, sometimes a hammering fat shaft isn’t enough to satisfy one of these gal’s plug lust; sometimes they need a whole fist up-in-there to scratch that inch.  Straight up, it doesn’t get better than this.

The site is called Anal Hell, but it should have been christened Anal Heaven, or at least Anal Purgatory- the subject matter easily being construed as purification for the final fuck everlasting.  

Let me put it this way; this is the highest quality video you can get on the internet.  Every movie has been shot in HD and looks it.  Sure it may take a little longer to load, but it is well worth it.  And if your connection speed is an issue, you can download or stream this excellent anal footage in Windows Standard or QuickTime formats. 

We also have Hi-Res photos accompanying the films, which I think is a nice touch as a peripheral garnish. 

But let’s get back to the action.  We have hung monsters reaming bung like it’s 1999; we have mass dildo backdoor stabbings; we have fingers and fists fully in; we have lesbian butt love; and finally, we have an all-you-can-eat salad toss.   The girls are without exception smoking hot Pornstars.  We have numerous posts from Annette Schwarz, Cindy Crawford, Tory Lane, and Hillary Scott just to name a few of the top notch pussy that fills out the content.

Trust me, Mr. Claus’ Christmas wish is to ride caboose in the Ass Parade. This procession is what it is, a cavalcade of bulbous butts in action.  Sometime they get reamed, sometimes the brown eyes simply wink as the rhyme of the bounce permits, but you can bet your bottom dollar that these gals get their cocks-on in every way. 

The fellas at Bang Bros know their audience and deliver spot on swag.  These fine tailed amateurs smoke sausage like a meat curing factor, one after another.  You can actually hear the bum cheeks clapping against ball skin as they ride bronco. 

As a French man and an explorer, I’m sure that Jacques Cousteau would have appreciated Butt Divers as a site of excellence and innovation.  I can see it now, the legendary man-of-the-deep endorsing the spectacle of a double stuffed rectum with a curt nod and a knowing smile.  “There she blows,” he would holler as a quad of nuts erupted in a frothy tide around her romance hole. 

This is what you can expect in Butt Divers, assholes being reamed by one dick, two dick, thick dick, long dick.  And the girls are as pretty as their bottom parts are elastic.  Once could almost consider this a teen site; the talent is that tight.

Backdoor aficionados, this is your fan club.  To the hilt buggery has never looked so good on screen; the angles are right, the positions are perfect, and nothing is left to the imagination besides what the hell are these girls thinking.  Their gratuitous eye contact is the clincher for me; these babes keep their peepers on the camera, making that POV connection to the viewer—you!  Very hot.

Most scenes end with an ass to mouth finale coupled with a well deserved facial. 

Hot, toned, sweaty, and dirty. These boys love to party, and we love to watch. Papi.com is a voyeuristic look into the sleaze that comes with the club scene, and we love every last grimy drop of it. Papi takes you on video tours of gay clubs in the hottest gay spots globally such as Mykonos, South Beach, San Francisco, and Ibiza.  We get to see those tight little asses winding, grinding, and dripping with sweat from all corners of the globe.

Remember those days when you were young, hot, and horny, picking up a nice new hole to play with every weekend? Hell, maybe you still are! Papi.com takes you on a trip down memory lane – or a flashback to last weekend – and gives us what we love about the gay club scene – dirty ass filled fuck fests that come with being hyped and horny. These party boys get sucked, fucked, licked, and kissed by the tightest of hotties in every party centre around the globe.

There are two kinds of backdoor beauty, one that permits you to fuck them in the ass, and one that requests it.  Both are good, but obviously the latter is fair better.  It’s the difference between her being still and waiting for you to finish, to her being active and bucking your junk deeper and deeper, eyes rolling back in ecstasy all-the-while. 

Can you guess what type of girl we get in Butt Fetish?  Both, actually!  (It was a trick question.)   That’s right, some of these gals enjoy a backhoe more than others.  That being said, I would say at least 75% of these babes are anal sex enthusiasts, as in, after a long day of filming anal scenes, they go home to beg their boyfriends and/or husbands for another round of rectal pipe-cleaning.

Needless to say, porno doesn’t get raunchier than this.   Not only do we have a full plate of balls deep buggery, we have sides of double penetration, ass to mouth, and gaped anuses.  Now that’s a hungry man’s meal!

Let us contemplate anal sex for a moment.  An asshole is considered by many as a lesser cavity, lacking the self lubrication of a vagina and possessing none of the sucking (or talking) abilities of a mouth, yet despite these obvious setbacks it remains the favorite screw hole of many.   Its saving grace, of course, is its tight corridor—the rectum being the veritable bachelor apartment of body real estate.  And we should not forget the whole buggery taboo, a definite factor turning up the heat; in human behavior everything naughty is nice, a revealing truism. 

So here we have All Anal XXX, a site dedicated to backdoor action in all its glory.  “Is it sponge worthy?” (Seinfeld) You beat your ass it is! 

With names like Flower Tucci, Leah Luv, Belladonna, and Missy Monroe taking foot-longs in the bottom, quality is guaranteed.  Needless to say, the sex is as hardcore as it cums.  And on top of all the awe-inspiring anal, we have ass-to-mouth blowjobs, double penetrations, and a cacophony of facial cumshots.    

Believe it or not, some women cringe at the sight of a huge cock, thinking that their snatch won’t be able to handle the length and/or girth.  Some have had even said no to a meaty eight!  This is hard to accept watching the kind of porn that I do, but it’s true; these skittish women would rather a pencil dick scuttling-about in their vag than a well-shafted schlong.    I guess there’s no accounting for taste.

The babes of Bottom Bang, on the other hand, DO NOT have this problem; in fact, they insist on steely sausages for all their holes—their assholes especially!  Without exception, these accommodating backdoor beauties defy scale and logic, sinking stick twice their size.  Now I have to warn you, after watching this footage, it will become impossible for you to empathize with size-frightened females.  Hey, if the petite Bettys of this site can handle a rabid foot in the rear, no lady should scoff at half of that in the poon.   But I digress.

The action of Bottom Bang is unapologetic hardcore anal at its very best.  We have 3some fare garnished with a side of lesbian; we have messy facials boarding on the bukkake badlands; we have deep throated blowjobs which would be considered attempted murder in a court of law; and, of course, we have to-the-hilt buggery. 

There’s nothing like hosing down a nice dry girl with your sperm pipe.  With double DDs and big round bottom, how long are you really going to last with a perfect big tit?  Skin is flailing, juices are flowing, and guess what?  You’re busting!  That’s all right, in a few moments you’ll be ready to go again.  Looking at her jugs is already rousing your loins for the second cumming.  Man-o-man, she is one fine piece of tail.  She might be your end.  But hey, if you gotta go, go with a smile.

Large breasted, big ass women of the world, we adore you.  Huge Knockers are the acme of femininity.  They are a trump card, the override, the reason and excuse.  Oil them, feed them milk, silicone, whatever, just don’t ever lose them.

Big Tits Round Asses understands our lust for quality and they have selected only the finest peaches for their content.

Buttman is my kind of superhero.  Who needs X-ray vision or monstrous strength when all of your bitches are naked, presenting, and anal-licious and your superpower is bung penetration. 

Naturally Buttman, the website, follows the many misadventures of this baron of buggery.  Armed with girth, length, and a no-holds-barred attitude, dude gapes, creampies, and murders assholes left, right, and center; in fact, he annihilates so many rear-ends it makes me wonder if the Proctologists’ association has him on the payroll. 

Needless to say, anal smut doesn’t get nastier and more graphic than this.   Good taste, eat your heart out!