I love this concept.  Who cares if it’s a total setup, a traveling shag van is one hot ticket.  It’s a potent theme because its every guys fantasy, seeing some nice piece of tail on the street, calling her over to your ride, and banging the shit out of her in the back seat; 15 minutes from point A, to point B, to point C.  Quick gratification; a lovely thing.

The rumpus room is naturally cramped, but that’s the point.  A Spartan setting means all the focus is on the action, and let me tell you, the action is good.  These gals know how to party, taking cock like seasoned call girls. 

And don’t get the wrong idea, these chicks are young and fit, in that teen/coed demographic. 

Trust me, Mr. Claus’ Christmas wish is to ride caboose in the Ass Parade. This procession is what it is, a cavalcade of bulbous butts in action.  Sometime they get reamed, sometimes the brown eyes simply wink as the rhyme of the bounce permits, but you can bet your bottom dollar that these gals get their cocks-on in every way. 

The fellas at Bang Bros know their audience and deliver spot on swag.  These fine tailed amateurs smoke sausage like a meat curing factor, one after another.  You can actually hear the bum cheeks clapping against ball skin as they ride bronco. 

Have you ever masturbated until you felt brain dead, until your body and mind were taxed to the point of hangover dehydration?  That’s where I am now, having compulsively over milked my nut-sack to the weird and wonderful world of Rus Teen Sex.  I couldn’t help it.  This is what happens when you work on the internet at home, you end up jerking yourself off to progressively sordid porno.  It’s a hard life, I know.

But I digress.  Russian girls are fucking hot.  They are so hot I’m going to learn their crazy language just to improve the odds of ever landing one in bed.  Like fine automobiles, they come in all colours and styles, fully loaded so to speak.  We have blonds to die for, brunettes to kill for, and lesbians that make a man wonder if they could endure the pain of a sex change. 

The fact that these snow fairies are amateurs blows me away.  These girls are by far cuter than some of their Western professional counterparts and they still maintain the rawness of real newbies, fresh from a grocery store near you.  With nicely bushed beavers and eager fingers, these Cossack coozes will not disappoint.

Some of the sexiest women in the world are Eastern Bloc babes.   Think of the Bond girls; they were Russian, Romanian, Hungarian, and Ukrainian; they were, without exception, smoking hot vixens, sultry ball-busters of the highest order.  They were blonds, brunettes, and redheads; they knew their way around the bedroom and were passionate to the very end. 

In Ukrain Amateurs we feel this fire that was once stifled behind the Iron Curtain.  The action is divided into the following 5 sections; Solo Girl Photos, Girls on Girls Photos, Boy-Girl Photos, Group Sex Photos, Solo Girls Video, and Hardcore Video, which is by far the largest slice of Commie pie.

The sex covers all the bases; we get anal, depth throat, gangbangs, facials, and everything else in between.  All the faces are fresh, never seen before in the West, and the bodies are real, sexy amateurs having their asses smashed.

An ode to British Suburban Amateurs

Thou art new- impress me!

Show me the money, hide nothing.

And talk to me, you bloody limey.

Put those knuckles in,

Pretend you’re delving for treasure,

Pretend you’re in the next room.

Newbie, thou have much to learn-

I’ll teach thee. 

The “non-conventional face” is one of the main attributes of amateur porn; girls who are not pretty or beautiful in the usual sense, but have bizarre qualities, flaws even, which elevate them beyond spanky into the realm of the über jerk. 

In one word: Volume.   This site advertises access to 16 other sites for the low price of one, while actually granting access to 21 sites.  And yes, each site is the real thing, deserving of its own independence and price. 

Private Porn Video is amateur gold.  Here we have a googolplex of palatable pune.  This footage hails from the motherland, where women, apparently, have no qualms about heating up the house with bushy vagina sex.  And the toys, it is so nice to see that women everywhere have access to a wide variety of dildos and vibrators.  When the Iron Curtain fell, no doubt these Western products were the first luxury items to touch down.  Thank you Rocky IV for showing us that we aren’t all that different.

Currently we have 150+ jizz-your-pocket videos.  Better get those pesky pants off before you even think about making a choice.  The average length of these clips varies between 3 and 15 minutes.  The picture quality is also a mixed bag, ranging between okay to hi-def.  Everything can be downloaded to your hard drive.

The movies are accompanied with picture galleries, which is a nice touch to help the viewer decide which videos are worth grabbing. 

The genre selection is also consumer minded, ranging from traditional hardcore, to 3some, to anal, to lesbian, to reality.  Lots of diversity here. 

Now would be a good time to kick the roommate out, put the kids to bed, or send the girlfriend out to buy beer, anything to get a little privacy.  You’ll need about five minutes of me time after what you’re about to read. 

Okay, one moment, let me calm down…

These sex mavens are fresh, facial, and foxy, meaning that they want your cum, not only up their ass, up their nose, but everywhere, in their eyes, blurring their contacts. 

I really don’t know where to start. 

Huge jugs, the way god intended.  Dr. Frankenstein had nothing to do with these honkers.  These butterballs are 100 percent authentic and ready for stuffing.